A truck driver and a Blonde.....joke..

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A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. While driving home from the dealer she cuts off a semi, almost driving off a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle in the dust and tells her that she can't move or he will kill her. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees that she's smiling. So he goes back to his truck and gets a baseball bat and starts smashing the windows and denting her car. He looks over and sees that she's laughing. He's really mad now so he takes his knife and slashes her tires. He looks back to see that the blonde is laughing so hard she's about to fall over. He demands, what is so funny? She takes a deep breath and says, "Every time you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle." A friend of mine emailed me that and I had to share it. It made me laugh so hopefully it makes you all laugh too.