The Blonde Lottery..

United States
May 6, 2008 6:21pm CST
A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. Dear Lord she prays, if I don't get some cash I'm going to lose everything. Please let me win the lottery. Lottery night comes and she doesn't win. She prays even harder and says God why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win once. Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light and she hears God speak. Sweetheart, work with me on this, he says, Buy a ticket. I love that one.
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Bd200789
@Bd200789 (2994)
• United States
16 May 08
I like that one, too. It's not just blonds who have those moments, though.
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reene0225
@reene0225 (351)
• United States
19 May 08
No others do too. Thanks for responding.
sisterjinx
@sisterjinx (1135)
• United States
6 May 08
LOL I like that one. My husband used to be a cab driver so he knows a lot of these but the one I have always like the best is this: What goes vroom screech, vroom screech, vroom screech? A blonde going through a blinking red light. I hope these are taken in the light they are meant to be. Because trust me we all have these litle moments.
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reene0225
@reene0225 (351)
• United States
7 May 08
Wow I bet being a cab driver he gets all kinds. I like the one you put up as well. That's great. I love blonde jokes and I was naturally a blonde. And I know I'm a blonde at heart. Just not that bad. lol Thanks for responding.