The Revolt of the Q-Tips?
By anniepa
@anniepa (27955)
United States
May 14, 2008 8:56pm CST
OK, we've discussed Rush Limbaugh's comments about riots in Denver if some Democratic voters didn't get their way in the Presidential nomination but here's something even he didn't think about, or maybe he did but the thought is SO horrifyingly frightening to me he couldn't stand to even bring it up...
WHAT IF THE OLD LADIES RIOT???
Think about it - we've been hearing a lot about how the older women are supporting Hillary. Hillary herself brought up the fact that her own mother - along with mine - were born before women were even given the right to VOTE! A great deal of progress has been made during my lifetime concerning women's rights but for the women of our mothers' generations it's absolutely staggering. For many of these women this will probably be the last chance they'll get in their lives to see a woman run for President. Think about it, this is something they never in their very wildest dreams ever even imagined as young girls and women and now they've come oohhh sooooo close...it isn't going to be pretty. I can smell the Emeraud Perfume now as they spray it into the faces of those who have rained on their parade. Not to mention the Aqua-Net - and that's some pretty potent stuff! The All-Bran will be flowing down the throats of those who try to stop them, I can pretty much promise you that. I wouldn't put it past them to stab someone a good one with their teasing comb if they get in their way, that is AFTER they knock them down with their walker!
What do you think - how can the Democrats arm themselves against this certain violent disruption of their convention?
Annie
1 response
@agfarm (930)
• United States
15 May 08
Annie.....this is Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm not Kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm seeing a different Facet of your very talented -self!
I think you should write Children's Books.
Small Suggestion though : leave out the rioting Grandmas , we don't want to give the Kiddies Nightmares!


