10 Rules for Lying
By hanirose
@hanirose (307)
Philippines
May 21, 2008 7:08am CST
10 Rules for Lying
An article of irony and satire
1- Be prepared the worst is yet to come.
2- Make sure you are heartless so that nothing will clobber when you start to lie.
3- Only lie to people who are dumber than you.
4- Always remember what you lied about.
5- Lie if it remains a secret for the rest of your life.
6- Make sure you know what you're lying about.
7- Only lie to people who love you so that you can assure mercy and understanding.
8- Never lie to people who are not afraid of death or crime and it's consequence.
9- Never lie if you don't even know what's true. This way you'd know if you're disturbed.
10- Only lie if you know that you are human and not a chicken so that you can say sorry properly.
1 response
@cyberopjames (483)
• United States
22 May 08
Well you have the lying down. Now what have you lied about? Hehe. I try not to lie about anything. But I can only be as truthfull with other as I can be with myself.
- Reverend James, FL. USA -
@hanirose (307)
• Philippines
22 May 08
nah.. as much as possible i don't lie. I believe when you lie once, you will have to do it all the way so the first lie will check out.
Also, lying is not enjoyable because you will always know that it is not true and that you are fooling yourself.
This article is like an irony, a sarcasm or a satire. To whom I am referring to I wouldn't know. Only the reader will know. =P
