Little boy in a sand box.

United States
May 27, 2008 11:18pm CST
A little boy and girl are playing in a sandbox. The little boy has to go to take a pee and he was told by his mother to always be polite and don't talk about private matters in public.At first he holds it in for a little while because he does not know what to say to the little girl to excuse himself. Then he remembers what his Mom had said at the restaurant to excuse herself from the table. So he turns to the little girl and says "Will you excuse me I have to go powder my nose". And saying that he leaps out of the sandbox and runs to the washroom.When he comes back the little girl looks up at him and asks "Did you powder your nose?" "Yes" said the little boy stepping back into the sandbox. "Well then" says the little girl, "You'd better close your purse because your lipstick is hanging out."
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6 responses
@jessieBee (1046)
• Trinidad And Tobago
28 May 08
Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha! All i can do is laugh! where did you get that funny story from i like it! Lol
• United States
28 May 08
I'm glad you liked it. I got it from my friend. She sends me a bunch of things to me to my email. I think they are just to funny so I decided I would share. Thank you for your response.
• India
28 May 08
LOL, thats a good one!! The little girl sounds smart eh?? :)
• United States
28 May 08
Haha, oh yes. Sounds like my daughter quick and smart. Thank you for your response.
@hellcowboy (7374)
• United States
29 May 08
That is kind of funny, thanks for sharing that with us, because good jokes are hard to find,I hope you have a good day,wish you the best of luck in accomplishing all of your goals,and Happy Posting.
@mobler (38)
• United States
28 May 08
I like it--very cute. Did you write it or find it? When you do find a joke do you tend to add to it or tell it as it was told to you? I've found that the people who add to jokes tend to tell a better joke. What do you think?
• United States
28 May 08
Thank you for your response. No, I recievied it from my friend like I do with all of the jokes. I just leave them the same. I wouldnt even know where to start with adding to the joke. I'm clueless for that stuff.
• Philippines
28 May 08
that's hilarious!! it's so cute how clueless the little boy is!
• United States
28 May 08
Thank you for your response. Thats what made me laugh is that the little boy was clueless.
• Philippines
28 May 08
hahahahahahaha.... it's really funny! good one! =)