Whacky Definations !

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School - A place where papa pays and son plays. Life Insurance _ A contract that keeps you poor throughout your life so that you may die rich. Nurse - A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage - An agreement in which a man loses his Bachelor degree and woman gains her masters. Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power. Lecture _ The art of transferring from the notes of the professor to that of the students without passing through the minds of either. Conference _ The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Dictionary - A place where success comes before work Conference Room - A place where everyone talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father _ A banker provided by nature. Politician - A person who shakes your hand before election and your confidence later. Smile - A curve that sets lot of things straight. Committee _ Individualls who can do nothing individually, and sit and decide that nothing can be done together. Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions. Experience _ The name men give to their mistakes.