Whacky Definations !

India
June 4, 2008 11:29pm CST
School - A place where papa pays and son plays. Life Insurance _ A contract that keeps you poor throughout your life so that you may die rich. Nurse - A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. Marriage - An agreement in which a man loses his Bachelor degree and woman gains her masters. Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power. Lecture _ The art of transferring from the notes of the professor to that of the students without passing through the minds of either. Conference _ The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Dictionary - A place where success comes before work Conference Room - A place where everyone talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. Father _ A banker provided by nature. Politician - A person who shakes your hand before election and your confidence later. Smile - A curve that sets lot of things straight. Committee _ Individualls who can do nothing individually, and sit and decide that nothing can be done together. Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions. Experience _ The name men give to their mistakes.
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@secretbear (19460)
• Philippines
26 Jul 08
they were all funny definitions kethy! except for the smile definition. i mean, that's not a joke because its the truth regarding smiles right? it can straighten things out. i like the definition of "conference", "father" and "experience". really funny.
• India
29 Jul 08
Glad you enjoyed them. Sometimes I wonder why people dont respond to good discussions or enjoyable ones and always silly ones like which soap do you use. At least in you I have found someone who truely ejoys good discussions as I do yours. Thanks.
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@secretbear (19460)
• Philippines
20 Sep 08
you're welcome kety. its good to have something to laugh at.