Funniest and most embarrassing thing you did or said when you were drunk?

Oh god I can't believe I'm going to tell you this but here it goes, one night at a family party (of all places) I like most of my cousins decided to get fu#% up! So I was trying to be all like I drink streight tequila all the time so my tio was taking shots with some FINE friends & my drunk butt goes over there & ask for a shot. I took it & threw up all over two of his friends, I walked away with my tale between my legs & went to the bathroom. I came back & apologized to them( I made up something trying not to look like a fool) & what do they tell me? That my dress was tucked into my panties. AUHH!!!! I Was mordifide, I thought what else could go wrong? They say never say that & they're right because at the end of the night when everyone was leaving I start walking twards my sisters car, missed the curb & I bit it hard, it look like I was trying to do a belly flop on the concrete. So ya, everyone had a good laugh that night, but now I slow my roll at parties.

sorry karazu, i do not drink. so this embarrassing situation is virtually out of topic. i have heard that drinking is fun. but you know, too much of everything is bad. actually one of my classmates had an incident. we were in a party. he felt the urge to pee. so i accompanied as he was heavily drunk. to my utter horror, he started to urinate in the wash basin. despite my repeated shouting, he did not listen. finally i took a video of this on my mobile and when i showed to my buddies the other day, his embarassing situation arrived.

I was at Acapulco restaurant and my friend and I had our dinner nite out. I ordered my drink and a getting a good buzz going. I got really buzzed that I was looking at another table and saw someone giving me a weird look. Or so I thought. And I am sitting there telling my friend that some lady is giving me dirty looks and I just kept staring and giving one back. My friend turns around and tells me that its a kid. I was so mortified. The parents mustve thought I was creepy. And then as Im walking out, I slipped on the steps. I haven't been back there since.

I feel Drinking is really a addiction and not easy to quit all of sudden. But good thing is there are many rehabilition center for helping to get rid of these habits. to make a great change in life..I dont drink but i helped my friends and few of them quit addiction to drinks