murder he said

@crabby1 (304)
Australia
November 2, 2006 9:24pm CST
I bumped into an old work mate named Phil He said, Wasn't that was a dreadful thing that happened the other day to those poor girls I was rather thoughtful and said, What was that? He said, Didn't you hear about the murders where the two girls were strangled? No, I didn't hear a thing about that. Oh! you know that hulking big brute that hangs around the shops, oh what his name, It’s Arthur something or other. You'd know him if you saw him. Well, He overheard a chap complaining about his Wife's nagging, saying ”He'd have to hire a hit man” Arthur promptly piped up and said “I'll do it for a dollar”. Much surprised the chap agreed and gave Arthur details of where his wife worked. He waited outside her work. She was walking home accompanied by a girl friend so he strangled both of them. Phil said, You must have heard about it surely? It would have been in all the newspapers? No said I, That’s a dreadful thing to have happened, but it could be that I haven't read the news papers lately? Surely you've seen it on the Bulletin Boards in front of the News agency beside the Greengrocers shop? No said I what did they say? It said ..................BIG...................... ..............ARTIE CHOKES................. ................TWO FOR.................... ...............A DOLLAR.................... I think there’s something fishy about this story
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