I'm Dorfus DippinDoodle. Just for fun, what is your name?

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I received this in an email, and laughed myself silly. Check out what your name would be using this system: 1. Use the third letter of your first name to Determine your New first name: A = snickle; B = doombah; C = goober; D = cheesey; E = crusty; F = greasy; G = dumbo; H = farcus; I = dorky; J = doofus; K = funky; L = boobie; M = sleezy; N = sloopy; O = fluffy; P = stinky; Q = slimy; R = dorfus; S = snooty; T = tootsie; U = dipsy; V = sneezy; W = liver; X = skippy; Y = dink y; Z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: A = dippin; B = feather; C = batty; D = burger; E = chicken; F = barffy; G = lizard; H = waffle; I = farkle; J = monkey; K = flippin; L = fricken; M = bubble; N = rhino; O = potty; P = hamster; Q = buckle; R = gizzard; S = lickin; T = snickle; U = chuckle; V = pickle; W = Hubble; X = dingle; Y = gorilla; Z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: A = butt; B = boob; C = face; D = nose; E = hump; F = breath; G = pants; H = shorts; I = lips; J = honker; K = head; L = tush; M = chunks; N = dunkin; O = brains; P = biscuits; Q = toes; R = doodle; S = fanny; T = sniffer; U = sprinkles; V = frack; W = squirt; X = humperdinck; Y = hiney; Z = juice Children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Now, let us all know what your name is so we can have a good laugh.