I'm Dorfus DippinDoodle. Just for fun, what is your name?

@mentalward (14695)
United States
June 19, 2008 8:48am CST
I received this in an email, and laughed myself silly. Check out what your name would be using this system: 1. Use the third letter of your first name to Determine your New first name: A = snickle; B = doombah; C = goober; D = cheesey; E = crusty; F = greasy; G = dumbo; H = farcus; I = dorky; J = doofus; K = funky; L = boobie; M = sleezy; N = sloopy; O = fluffy; P = stinky; Q = slimy; R = dorfus; S = snooty; T = tootsie; U = dipsy; V = sneezy; W = liver; X = skippy; Y = dink y; Z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: A = dippin; B = feather; C = batty; D = burger; E = chicken; F = barffy; G = lizard; H = waffle; I = farkle; J = monkey; K = flippin; L = fricken; M = bubble; N = rhino; O = potty; P = hamster; Q = buckle; R = gizzard; S = lickin; T = snickle; U = chuckle; V = pickle; W = Hubble; X = dingle; Y = gorilla; Z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: A = butt; B = boob; C = face; D = nose; E = hump; F = breath; G = pants; H = shorts; I = lips; J = honker; K = head; L = tush; M = chunks; N = dunkin; O = brains; P = biscuits; Q = toes; R = doodle; S = fanny; T = sniffer; U = sprinkles; V = frack; W = squirt; X = humperdinck; Y = hiney; Z = juice Children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Now, let us all know what your name is so we can have a good laugh.
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@Wizzywig (7858)
19 Jun 08
I'm Tootsie BattyNose now but I think I'll have to get a divorce and revert to my maiden name cos I like Tootsie DippinDoodle a whole lot better. I wonder what grounds that would be ... My mum would share your name.
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@mentalward (14695)
• United States
19 Jun 08
Oh, by all means, use your maiden name! After all, that's the one you were born with! I used my maiden name with this, too. Grounds? Hmmm... on the grounds of a better name? I wouldn't resort to divorce for it, though. That's a bit extreme. LOL I like your myLot name, too! I always call myself a wizzywig (wysiwyg = what you see is what you get). I learned that terminology while I was in the printing business, before I had to retire. Hello, Tootsie DippinDoodle! Welcome to myLot!
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@mentalward (14695)
• United States
19 Jun 08
I should have mentioned that I would be Dorfus ChuckleSniffer if I used my married name.
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@gantwick (849)
• United States
19 Jun 08
I guess that makes me Sloopy Chickenhump.
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@mentalward (14695)
• United States
19 Jun 08
I love it! I'm so glad I shared this here at myLot! I've gotten 2 really great giggles out of it so far. Welcome to my world, Sloopy Chickenhump!
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@naseeha (1383)
• India
21 Jun 08
Snooty dippin lips. HUFF whAt does that mean??? ?
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
21 Jun 08
I don't understand your question.
@naseeha (1383)
• India
21 Jun 08
does snooty dippin lips mean ? Just kidding Have a nice day
@smallT (376)
• United States
20 Jun 08
I am Boobie BubbleLips hehehe
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
20 Jun 08
I think you win for the funniest! I got a BIG laugh! Nice to meet you, Boobie Bubblelips!
@smallT (376)
• United States
21 Jun 08
The pleasure is mine Dorfus Dippin Doddle
@Debs_place (10524)
• United States
22 Jun 08
OK I am Doombah Gizzardlips You know I think it fits me. Thank you...do you think the DMV will accept this?
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
22 Jun 08
Fits you? That's scary! LOL As far as the DMV goes, one can only try, right? I have no doubt that you will get many, many funny looks and raised eyebrows over that name!
• India
22 Jun 08
HE HE H EH E !!! according to your system my name would come out to be "dipsy dippin squirt"......... this is amazing ......... i liked it very much ......... he he he he , good one !
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
22 Jun 08
I love your name! LOL I'm glad I could give you a laugh.
@heleni0 (322)
21 Jun 08
Hehehe, i'm Boobie GizzardButt!
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
22 Jun 08
That's a GREAT name!!! Hahahaha Glad to know you, Ms. GizzardButt!
• United States
21 Jun 08
Haha! Mine is Dinky Chuckle Chunks! Good stuff ya found there! It did make me laugh! Thanks!!
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
21 Jun 08
Hello, Ms. ChuckleChunks! I'm glad I posted it! It has seemed to have brought a few smiles, giggles and even full-blown belly laughs to some people and that was my goal. I'm glad I could give you a laugh. We all need to do more of that.
• United States
21 Jun 08
Hey I'm Goober Gizard Brains Hey that actually fits me LOL...
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
21 Jun 08
That is hysterical! Enjoy your new name, Mr. GizardBrains! LOL
• Philippines
20 Jun 08
Hi there, I'm Sleezy Dippinbiscuits, hehehe
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
20 Jun 08
That one's funny! LOL Hello Mr. Dippinbiscuits!
@Pie147 (17)
• United States
20 Jun 08
That is hilarious! We are the pottydunkin family! I am Dorky, my husband is Tootsie, our dogs are Snooty and Dorky Jr! For more naming fun, ya'll should check out http://www.piratequiz.com! It is like a 15 question quiz, but we got a kick out of it as well!
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
20 Jun 08
I never though to do my dogs! I have a Sloopy and a Boobie. I've gotten quite a kick out of this! LOL Thanks for the quiz...I'm going to check that out as soon as I get out of myLot.
@nancyrowina (3850)
19 Jun 08
I'm Sloopy Dippin-Doodle apparently, I've never seen this one before it is a funny one.
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
19 Jun 08
Hi cousin! I'm Dorfus DippinDoodle. Yeah, it really is good for a chuckle. We really do need to laugh more, especially these days!
@webeishere (36353)
• United States
19 Jun 08
Hi my name is Doombah Fricken Fanny. Nice to meet you Dorfus Dipiin Doodle. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~
@mentalward (14695)
• United States
19 Jun 08
My husband is Doombah as well! But, since I used my maiden name, his last name would be ChuckleSniffer. Nice to meet you, too, Doombah FrickenFanny! Whoda thunk there would be so many of us "related" here in myLot?!?