Obama the Great Comes to Obamaville
June 20, 2008 9:00pm CST
Everyone has wait for this day to come, yes Obama the Great making his triumphant return to Obamaville. When the town's people saw Obama the Great entering the town, they started screaming “We worship you Oh, Obama! You can do no wrong!” Obama gave one of his best speaches ever. He decided to utter 10 truths to the crowd. OJ is an upstanding guy Courtney Love is still a virgin Donald Trump does not have a bad comb over Madonna gets hotter every year Heather Mills is not a gold diggin’ monopod Ryan Seacrest is as straight as they come Mary Kate and Ashley have chunky thighs, and Every part of Pam Anderson's body is real. (Yes I know that was only 8 but you know) The crowd went wild. Chris Matthews was in the crowd and let out a shrill scream, shouting, “Yes! Amen! Glory, hallelujah! Obama I love you!” Chris then tried to do a cartwheel like Cuba Gooding, Jr. did at the Oscars, but because he’s old and flabby he wasn’t able to pull it off. But it was exciting and everyone rejoiced! Keith Olbermann announced that Obama was cuter than American Idol hopeful David Archuleta.
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21 Jun 08
Hello Gewcew, Have you forgiven me for hijacking that highly-contentious post? On this post: You get an A+ for creativity and blending of the issues and disciplines! Most accounts are beyond question. Does anyone really doubt Donald Trump's comb-over??? Though, I do wonder how most Americans feel about O.J. Simpson? Which, of course, make me wonder: If Chris Matthews was a journalist at the time of O.J.s trial, was his reporting biased one way or the other? Hmmmmm???