It's joke time!

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Kids are quick! TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is! TEACHER: Now class. Who discovered America? CLASS: Maria! ------ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your Math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ------ TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty? GLENN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ------ TEACHER: Milli, give me a sentence that starts with "I" MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie...Always say "I AM". MILLI: Alright, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet". ------ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louis do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ------ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No, Sir. I don't have to. My mom is a good cook. ------ TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher. It's the same dog. ------ TEACHER:HArold,what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. Have a great day everyone!