what 2 things would u take on a deserted island?

probably water and sunblock with the highest spf.

Definitely a good jungle bolo or a machete and a big towel. Here in the Philippines as I see it on TV survival training is taught mainly by using that big knife. A Big towel on the other hand could serve you many purposes.It could be a blanket, a sleeping mat, a headgear etc. Remember the Hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy? well that's were I got the idea.

well i wont say my wife and son for they are not things, but i would bring them along. for the two things i would bring a bolo or a sharp knife and i will bring a match. har har har i dont know how to start a fire so i need to bring a match

two things I would take on a deserted island: my cell phone to call for help to get me off the island and I wouldn't even mind the roaming charges. SPF 80 sunscreen b/c I don't want to get skin cancer.

a solar powered charger and my laptop.... hopefully a bunch of coconuts fall on my head while I'm busy playing games with the laptop so I can eat, hahahaha!

probebly water and food seeing as how its a dessert and all :)