Do you consider yourself an A-hole?
By raydene
@raydene (9871)
United States
June 26, 2008 7:07pm CST
Well I think we all have our days right?
I certainly have had a few in my day!
What do you think of these guys?
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.
The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Jethro and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.
Jethro arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Jethro said,
"Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over."The
mortician
rolled him over and Jethro said, "Nope, ain't Bubba."
The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in,to confirm the identity of the body.
Gomer looked at the body and said, "Yup, he's pretty we ll burnt up.
Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't
Bubba."The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a-holes.""What? He had two a- holes?" asked the mortician."Yup, we never actually seen 'em, but everybody used to say, There's
Bubba with
them two a-holes."Hehehehe
oxxoxo
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6 responses
@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
27 Jun 08
I have a magnet on my 'fridge that says "Jesus loves you....but everyone else thinks you're an A*sshole".
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@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
27 Jun 08
Oops I forgot to say that joke was hilarious I hope I dont forget it as I know some people who may recognize themselves!
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@danishcanadian (28953)
• Canada
27 Jun 08
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha IIt's been a long day, and I really really really needed a good laugh. Thank you for posting this one.
Got any more?
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
28 Jun 08
well I considered myself an a-hole just last week, when I sent an email to a friend that was misunderstood by her, and now she is not a friend,
I felt bad but hey when you try to explain yourself and the other person does not want to see it what else can you do?
I felt like an a-hole for writing the email in retrospect though.
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