Do you have an unusual relative?
By xboxboy
@xboxboy (5576)
June 28, 2008 12:05pm CST
I have enclosed a picture of uncle 'apeface' frankie. He was taunted all through school because of his unusual ape features.
after a brief spell in the movies appearing as an extra in movies like 'tarzan of the apes' and 'planet of the apes' he left disillusioned by hollywoods attitude towards ape faced actors and refused to become a typecast actor.
He became a doorman for night clubs where he met Don 'don donagan the don' Donagan, the feared mafia Don. he is now happy as a contract killer and the police have never been able to put a photofit picture together.
as you can see from the picture, he is very proud of his job. he considers himself the james bond of ugly people.
do you have a relative with unfortunate facial features?
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4 responses
@drannhh (15219)
• United States
29 Jun 08
Well, my pleasant friend, if my very own brother were not a member here I might say that in my family being intelligent IS unusual. Ah, but he would probably overlook the remark, knowing that next after me, of course, he is the brightest bulb on the tree.
@bevvy22 (279)
• United States
28 Jun 08
Ohh xboxboy, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!! I have some of the most UNUSUAL relatives shall we say. My husband's side of the family take the cake. As far as "unfortunate facial features" go, I would have to say my husband's uncle has the largest ears I have ever seen on a human. His nose is nothing to shake a stick at either. Or maybe you should.
I hear the ears and nose keeps right on growing. Those are the only two body parts that do. Unfortunate for some. Wonderful news for most.
@newzealtralian (3930)
• Australia
14 Jul 08
I would have to say my second child does. She has a real chimpanzee face. Actually, when she was 5 minutes old, I called her one, and I have been paying for it ever since. She can climb bare walls all the way to the ceiling, and she is only 4!!!!!
