Ten Things.. The Truth Of it

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heh the one who seems to know me to a tee.. is, Tee so for the rest of you who are clueless LOL heres the answers to the previous discussion. 1) i havent had a drop of alcohol in nearly 2 decades Truth.. i quit drinking when i decided i wanted to be a mom.. my oldest is now 19.. 2) i didnt know what my husband looked like until he moved in with me. Truth.. i met mal online, he didnt have a pic to share with me.. and i didnt know his face until he showed up in my driveway with his belongings moving in with me. i didnt care what he looked like, i loved him, was all i needed to know.. i got lucky tho cause hes a freakin hawtie!! 3) i have a genius IQ of 147 Truth.. my husband however wont lemme forget that hes at 149 and thus SMARTER than i am every chance he gets! bastid 4) i love seafood FALSE! unless its tuna sammiches, keep the stuff away from me!! when mal gets lobsters or steamers hes forced out of doors to eat it to prevent me from a constant gag reflex from the stench of it. nasty! 5) im studying for my doctorate in metaphysics Truth.. granted ive gotta achieve my bachelors, then my masters, THEN my doctorate.. but yes it is my goal and the direction im heading in. 6) ive been struck by lightning, and electrocuted 3 times Truth.. once when i was a kid and got tangled up in an electric fence and got put on my a55 twitching.. once my ex decided since i refused to abort our child, hed see to it she wasnt born anyway and rigged things so id get a jolt, and once again wound up on my a55 twitching, i was 3 months pregnant at the time - baby was born perfectly fine thank gods! once due to a faulty cordless phone that nailed me from a power surge and, yep.. knocked me on mah rump. and as a birthday present last year, i got nailed by the ion blast from a bolt of lightning that hit just outside my bedroom, knocked me on the now bruised rear end and blew all the fluids out of my head through my ears. 7) i hate doing laundry FALSE! one of the few housewiferies i simply adore.. and have even created a pretty little grove for my clothesline with flowery trees to lend an air of "lengend-nous" to the area. 8) i can sleep anywhere and under any circumstances if tired enough Truth.. laying down, sitting, standing.. i can and DO fall unconcious when my brains decide theyve been awake long enough and just shut down. once i close my eyes to relax.. thats it, im out cold.. no matter where i am 9) im obsessive and analytical Truth.. i will obsess and pick apart every single possible scenerio from every single possible direction and perceptions until i am fully aware of what im looking at from all angles before i make any important decision. drives everyone around me bats.. but i very rarely say things like "oh if id only known that couldve happened, i wouldnt of done that" 10) i have a twin FALSE! think about it.. the very idea that there could be two of me is just downright frightening!! now youve got yer answers!!