Marrige jokes I hope u lik it

@alkurishy (2068)
Iraq
July 7, 2008 9:13am CST
There are some jokes for married people I hope you like it and have a nice day. 1- A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father had'nt left me a fortune?" "Honey," the women replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" 2- Girl: When we get married, I want to shre all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I dont have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. 3- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat tp a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. I hope you will ike these jokes.
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4 responses
@cjgrooms (4456)
• United States
7 Jul 08
Number three was funny.
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@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
8 Jul 08
Good to know that you like this joke, thank you for our response and have a nice day.
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• China
9 Jul 08
yeah,I like number 3 also,hah thanks for your joke.
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• Canada
10 Jul 08
Hahahahahaha Those are very funny jokes, and after a long stressful day, I needed a good laugh. Thanks or sharing them with me, and with the rest of the MyLot community. I hope you will get lots and lots of resposes. Have a wonderful night.
@alkurishy (2068)
• Iraq
10 Jul 08
I am so happy to know that, and you have make my day good for your response. Thank you my dear friend and have a nice day.
• Philippines
11 Jul 08
Hahahaha! I found the thrid one as the funniest! :-p