Weird Things Are Happening in My House! Gissi and Pywacket I need some help
By winterose
@winterose (39887)
Canada
July 19, 2008 5:07pm CST
Okay, for the few of you that do not know me, I am Junior winterose's cat.
When I was born, I had to content with a housefull of cats, there was eight kittens and three adult cats. Let me tell you I never want to go through that anymore, anyhow, the kittens were given away except for me, who could resist me, nobody !
I still didn't like all those cats in the house, I didn't like pearl and even my father seti, but I loved my mother sheeba, we played all the time.
then guess what pearl had kittens, okay so I did father them but I didn't like them either, and after I had my way with pearl I still didn't like her,
I just wanted my mother sheeba.
Well all those cats were given away and then pearl went away for a day and came back, she was very sore,
then my mother went away and came back and she was very sore,
then my father,
I didn't know what was up but I figured I would be next and guess what I tried to hide when steven my human father my human mother winterose's son came to get me and put my in that big cat prison that he used to take them away and bring them back.
I went to this strange place, and these humans did things to me, it is so awful I cannot say what but I was pretty sore, I used to get these urges, you know well at least you males will no but I don't get them anymore. They did something to me to stop that.
Anyhow, I still didn't like all those other cats in the house especially my father, but I was lucky some drunken friend of Steven came in one night and left the door open and Seti took off, they never found him, and I was so happy.
Then the following year Pearl went out we were all going out by ourself by that time, Pearl, me and my mother Sheeba, and we all came home at night.
But one day Pearl went out and she never came home, I was happy, I had what I wanted, just me and my mother Sheeba to play with. Just two black cats, not the melange of all those other coloured cats.
Then something terrible happened, my mom sheeba got sick, she stopped walking then she stopped eating then she died.
I was so lonesome but I got used to it and I loved it.
I don't want any other cat in this house.
Sophie is the cat next door, apparently some cat with six toes, did the dirty and I heard she had a litter of kittens.
I don't want any of these things in here, she better keep em all to herself, I will just have to go next door and have a serious talk with her. It took me years to get my house just the way I want it.
Oh let me backtrack here, Sophie had six babies but two didn't make it.
|She has two cats with normal feet and two cats with six toes on their feet, what freaks I tell you!
At least my babies with pearl were beautiful, but I didn't want them around me.
Anyhow back to my story, she had one black kitten like her, her master wants to keep it because it has the six fricken toes and because it is black, well at least he has that part right.
Then she has two tiger kittens and a pure gray one, the tiger kittens are normal and the pure gray one has six toes
a few nights ago the man next door came in with a little tiger kitten, he wanted to show it to me, he wanted to see how I would react with it, and you know what I admit I was curious I wanted to see what this little creep was all about, I stood up and I wanted to smell him. But the guy was afraid to let the kitten come too close to me, what did he think I was going to eat him, okay I have a bad reputation for fighting with cats, but this was just a little bit of a thing, and anyway I had my supper already.
But then the next night he came in with the gray one the six toed freak!
He wanted to see my reaction to this one too,
what the heck is going on here, only this time I didn't budge I was not going to play his games. I like at the little freak and then turned my head away.
The three humans were talking together, and they said they didn't think that I would hurt a kitten,
now I am a cat but I am not stupid,
they showed two kittens but said, I wouldn't hurt a kitten, I am perfectly bilingual in cat language and this human language they call english.
It can only mean they are planning to bring one of those two kittens in this house to live, and it looks like them want me to decide which one I like the best,
I know mom is partial to the six toed freak because she said so, she also said something about a hemmingway cat, though I don't know what that means.
at least the tiger is a normal cat, something I can relate to,
I am not going to help them out, if they can't decide which cat they want that is there problem, they have me why do they need another cat anyway.
So winterose did say to ask you gissi and pyewacket because you are my friends, and also, I think it is okay if other animals answers, and yeah okay, I am a softie, you humans out there can answer too,
should mom take a tiger cat cause it is a girl and she wanted a girl,
or take this hemmingway freak cause she loves it because of its six toes, but it is a boy and she thinks I might fight more with a boy than a girl.
She did say she would get it fixed right away to stop the fighting,
which should she take, remember, I did fight with cat's of both sexes
but I always got in trouble, and I had to stop.
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9 responses
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
19 Jul 08
Hey there Junior....... Gissi here
I would say your Mum should take the little Cat that she loves, I know my Mum would and I know Mum would love that one more then the Healthy one as she has such a soft heart and her attitude is the Healthy one will always find a good home as People prefer them
She said the same about me at the Kennels she told Mel that the Puppies will find a Home but a little scared and older Fellow like me won't, but that is Mum
But yeah I think your Mum should take the one that has touched her Heart
Good Luck and be nice
Oh and tell your Mum as the little Fellow is coming to you as a Kitten and you accept him now there should be no Problems as he will grow up by your Rules
Mum had 3 Girls and one Boy and they all got on
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
20 Jul 08
yeah sophie the mom cat tells me that the tigers are the oldest and the strongest, but the two six toes, are adorable and every one wants them because they are different, the day was this hemmingway cat with six toes, too,
they all thought I wasn't looking but it is funny to see that extra toe, they all love it and ooh and awh, steven, winterose and leopold, and even sophie they see that those two are her favourites too.
but the tiger did have a real cute face.
@Valenas (1507)
• United States
19 Jul 08
Hello Junior. I am Patch, the One-Eyed Pirate Cat, at your service! Valenas is my human Auntie, and I am sure that she won't mind that I am using her computer for the moment, even if I do tend to get fur in the keyboard. It sounds like you have a real problem on your paws, my friend. I know how you feel about other cats in the house. Valenas's uncle brought in his cats when he stayed here after Hurricane Cat-trina flooded his home, and I didn't like it one bit, especially that dirty fluffy one. He smelled like a dog! Anyway, back to the matter at hand. Your human Mom (Hu-mom) seems set on getting a kitten, so you just need to suck it up and play nice. Show the new kitten the respect that, in hindsight I realize, I should have shown the cats who were guests here (even though I am glad that they are gone). Like you, other boy cats just get under my fur. I get so angry! Tell your Hu-mom to get the she-cat. It will give you something to oogle at.
And, to coming home sore, I know how you feel. I remember when I went away and came back sore. My human family wouldn't leave me alone for the longest time, and it just made me feel worse. I hope your Hu-mom chooses the girl cat. And, if she does, send me pictures! ;3
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
20 Jul 08
yes I like the girl cat too, she is normal looking,
and why did they have to go and call it cat trina, like we like water, what were they thinking anyhow!
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
27 Jul 08
yeah I think we will be friends patch, I like your style,
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@ElicBxn (63252)
• United States
20 Jul 08
Taj here, I don't like the other cats much, but the other males are better than the females. Timus has a lot of boy friends. Most of the males get on better than any of the females. So, by our experience, consider the boy kitten, he'll be easier going than the female.
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
20 Jul 08
hi taz my new friend, but he is the the six toed freak, well maybe, since I know I am gorgeous, and perfectly healthy and with the right amount of toes, that any good cat should have, this little one won't be the king of the household, I will be,
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@ElicBxn (63252)
• United States
20 Jul 08
Well, we don't have any 6 toed freaks around here, just too many darn cats! And those brat baby girls right now!
But meowmy tells a story about a 6 toed freak that used to beat up the neighborhood toms that she heard from his owner. He used to sit out in the alley and they'd come up and threaten him - he being like us, not interested in the ladies any more - and he'd whip out those 6 talons and get em! But he never bothered them if they didn't bother them first.
BUT, as the adult, you can raise the brat right, even if he does have 6 freaky toes.
Meowmy says it doesn't matter how many toes a cat has, or even if he's got teeth or not - the declawed, defanged cat here is the scariest cat around - at least until that Frankenkitty came!
Frankie is little, but lordy he's fast! You'll be sitting just fine and that Siamese beast will come out of NOWHERE and be all over ya!
So, my advice, toes don't matter - stay away from the Siamese freaks! At least the boy Siamese freaks! Besides, don't they just look weird? His sister, or they say it was his sister, Rose, was nice enough, but she had been sick so maybe she'd've been weird too. Star and Ronnie are all right tho - but they don't look quite like Frankie - and E.B. who went to a new home wasn't quite like him either.
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
20 Jul 08
Wow wee Junior, for a kitty you sure write a lot...just like my mom does, but then when I sneak on her computer I tend to write a lot too. My cousin Kissy doesn't know how to use the computer yet..goodie, goodie, that means I can have it all to myself...hehe
Mmmmm...I feel for you Junior. I like being the main honcho around here and I have to admit I get so jealous when my mom talks to my cousin Kissy, that no matter where I am I have to come barging in, and I push Kissy out of the way so I can get all of mom's attention.
Hemingway cat huh? There used to be a Hemingway cat in our place...an orange tabby kitty and he had six toes on both his front paws....looked silly. Oh, and a Hemingway cat is called that, since that author Hemingway had a preference for six-toed cats. In fact, he's no longer alive, but at his former home, he has caretakers that take care of his home and they are loaded with kitties....most with six toes! In fact, he specified that any kitty that had six toes shouldn't be snipped
Well... I think your mom should go with the kitten that's normal....six toed kitties can have a lot of problems...that six toed kitty that was here always had problems with embedded nails digging into the pads of his paws....ouch..painful, so my mom always had to take care of those nails so Footie, that was his name, would get infections.
Let us know what she decides...okay?
Pyewacket
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
20 Jul 08
it may be hard not to convince her to go with the hemmingway, cause she said she never had one and they are kinda rare, and she always wanted to visit that cat house, where all the cats are protected where this hemmingway dude used to live, and she has all his books, and just loves him,
so what he drove an ambulance in the war, and that is supposed to make him a big hero, I bet I could fight better than him, I had all the cats scared of me.
Maybe if she could have gotten the black kitten like us, I would not care, but it ain't black, the tiger is grey and black strips, and the six toed one that she can take is gray,
the all black six toed is is taken,
everyone wanted the six toed, and sophie the mother cat is keeping the black one because she is black too, and she said, winterose could have the second pick cause we are neighbours, but everyone wants that six toed gray.
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@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
20 Jul 08
OMG Winterose, That has got to be the cutest, funniest story
I have read anywhere in a very long time! And I don't even
mean just here on mylot. You have got to send that in to
somewhere to get it published. I was lmao! To write it as if
the cat was saying and thinking it. That's totally incredible
for anyone to do! I love to write and I could never come close
to what you have done. Really, I am so impressed! That story
has got to be shared. You have to get it on one of the webs
that publish for money! It's too cute to keep quiet! Listen
how excited I am and I didn't even write it! Back to the issue
at hand. Take the cute tiger kitten-the little girl. I think
your cat will be happier with her. At least that's what he says!
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
20 Jul 08
thanks sweetie actually my father, seti, a beautiful himalayan also wrote a wonderful story too, both my human mom and her son who lives with her loved seti the most, and that is why I am glad he is gone.
I am sure if you asked winterose would either publish it here or send it to you,
it is published in several places including her own e-zine
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@prncesfrmheaven (452)
• United States
20 Jul 08
Hi there Junior,
I'm prncesfrmheaven's favorite cat Whoopie. I have learned that my mom loves animals and will bring them home with her whether I like them or not. So I just hiss at them and smack at them until they leave me alone. I don't really want to hurt them, but I do have to show them who is boss. She doesn't just bring home cats though, she just brought home 2 puppies. They are really tiny and I know I'm bigger than they are so I don't put my claws out when I smack at them, cause in all reality I don't want to hurt them. I let them come around me sometimes and lick me, cause it's nice to be loved on. Things haven't changed much, I'm still the boss and my mommy loves me more than anything else in the world. Good luck with your new house mates. Give them time you will find that they can be very amusing.
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
20 Jul 08
hey whoopie, yea I will have no choice the kitten is coming when it is old enough, it is only two weeks old now so it is still feeding on its mommy,
but it is just going to have to learn that I am the boss!
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@tholmes (100)
• Canada
20 Jul 08
What do I think??
Are you sure you are ready for this answer?? Well ok maybe you are, but your mom winterose might not be so break it gently to her when you read the response to her..
Should your human mom get another cat?? NO!!
Why?? Because I have read so many times that she can barely pay for things for herself, medicine, food, transportation etce etc, now she wants another animal?? Don't mean to be rude, your mom winterose is a friend of mine, but I really don't see how she is suddenly going to be able to pay for the vet bills, the bills to get it fixed and it's shots, plus food and litter etc etc etc..
I would have to say nice story but another cat, bad idea when you are struggling to get by every day as it is...
@tholmes (100)
• Canada
28 Jul 08
Sorry you didn't like my comment, but you did ask people for advice and they are not all going to be the answer you want to hear..
Yes people do need animals in there life whether they are poor or not, that has nothing to do with it, all I was saying is that some times it is better to wait for some thing instead of doing it right away..
You do have one cat now, so I just didn't think it was a good idea to get a second cat right now because of the difficulties you were and are having..
It has nothing to do with being poor or rich, I have seen many street people with pets that took care of them better than some rich people who had a pet..and Vice Versa..
Me, I guess I am too realistic for some people.. If you can afford a pet then sure get one, but I always believe that if a person can't or is having a hard time feeding them selfs then a pet is not a good idea at that time in there life..Especially if they have one already..
I have met and am friends with quite a few street people and I don't think they should have a pet either, I also know a few rich people and I don't think they should have a pet either, not because they can't afford it but because of the way they are so indifferent to it..I am not directing this at you I am just giving my opion is all...so like I said it has nothing to do with being poor or rich, it is all to do with if a person can afford another mouth to feed....
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
27 Jul 08
mom has managed 8 cats, she is down to one, two cats don;t take as much food as 8 cats do, and even poor people have to have something in life that makes them happy or wise maybe we should all just curl up and die.
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
21 Jul 08
My brother in laws mother has a black and white cat with 6 toes it strange but intriguing all at once. Well,Junior I will say that it is probably lonely for you even though you get all the attention now but just imagine all the fun and joy that the new kitten will bring to winterose. I have a new kitten named Hercules and he is so small and cute and when I watch him play it gladdens my heart and make the day seem better. I know you don't want this interference but deal with it. Winterose needs this kitten I bet that tiger one is a real beauty. Mine is tiger with white splashes. If you love your momma winterose then choose a kitten for her that is playful and loveable and be kind and gentle with it. cause when she sees that she will feel better. Don't you want her to have the joy of a new playful kitten? come on, I know her heart if big enough to love you both. Choose...Please...
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
27 Jul 08
Ahh that is unfortunate that you didn't ge tot choose but that is the way of the world sometimes. Well atleast you won't be lonely anymore and can do things and blame it on the kitten..lol Well, I do hope you can find it in your heart to get along with your little new friend(housemate). And maybe you can teach it a few tricks.
@winterose (39887)
• Canada
27 Jul 08
well mtdewgurl74, it seems they made that decision for me, both of them took it right out of my hands, they no longer consulted me about if I would want a kitten or not and how I would react to it, They love both the kitties but they are going to take the six toed little gray one.
@danishcanadian (28953)
• Canada
19 Jul 08
Hi Junior!!! I'm Shakti, I'm Danishcanadian's litle purrrr-machine.
I never liked other cats either, but Mommy and her new husband Vladilyich1 who lives in some far away land called the U S of A, are plotting to bring a girlcat named Mysti ino my house!!
Vladilyich1 is coming to visit for two weeks next month, and I think he's coming alone. Mommy says he has a reputation for spoiling cats. He also knows how to talk to us, too. He and I carried on a onveratio in Cat language on the phone last night.
So it looks like I'm going to get a Calico girl cat named Mysti in my house some day. If you had a girl tiger, and I had a girl Calico, we'd atleast have two cats of the same colour.
Now if you left it up to Vladilyich1 he'd take both cats. I hear he's a real sucker for anything that purrs, and meows. I hear that when he goes to the pet store to buy food for Mysti, all the kittens yell TAKE ME, TAKE MEEEEEEEEEEE!!! That's why he had to switch to buying Mysti the "cheap stuff" at the grocery store, or else we'd be stuck with a housefull of cats. Mommy told me that e almost bought her an orange kitten who suked on her finger, and some little grey and orange bundle they wanted to name Svetlana, but the condo board people in Arizona are nasty, and woudln't allow it.
Junior, it's a human trait I think. Once a human gets a ca, they suddely feel thi urge to start a big family. MEOWWWWWWWW
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@winterose (39887)
• Canada
20 Jul 08
oh mom would take all of them shakti, by the way I love that name, welcome my new friend, but everyone has been promised,
thank god for that.
