kids say the funniest things LOL

I work with children so I get a lot of these wits and they are very funny. Children listen and learn all they long, even when you are not intentionally trying to learn a child certain things they will take stuff in. This is why people talk to babies (or should talk to babies) because they are buffering all these words and understand a whole bunch of them even though they aren't able to speak yet. I once read a story about little toads, little hedgehogs and other little forest animals who were playing and didn't want to go to bed. A boy (4) asked me why these were toads and not frogs and I told him they looked similiar but toads are more brownish and frogs are green. He settled for this answer and the story went on and after grandmother owls story time the animals went to bed and for the little toads this means getting nice and comfortable in the mud. The boy jumped up and yelled: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! THEY ARE FROGS, THEY'RE JUST DIRTY FROM THE MUD! [em]lol[]/em]. Great stories.. I love it. Thanks for sharing yours!

That is too funny. I have had several incicent like these happen. One of which I remember the most. My son was a toddler and he never had been around black people before. We lived in a small farming community. So when we went to the cit, he saw this black man. He looked up at me and said, "Mommy, there is a man made of chocolate." It was so funny. I was a bit embarasses as well. The man had heard he. But he laughed and said yes I am.

This is a precious anecdote. I remember when my youngest was just about 3-4. I had come home from the doctor and told my husband that my hemmorhoids were inflamed. She misunderstood and said "mommy shouldn't you call the fire department if your hemmorhoids are on fire?"