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@jillhill (37354)
United States
July 26, 2008 12:14pm CST
Knock Knock joke! My granddaughter stayed last night and we were sitting outside eating orange popcicles and I remembered the knock knock joke where you say..knock knock...who is it....orange.....orange who..orange you going to open the door? LOL....for the life of me I couldn't remember any other knock knock jokes! Do you have any to share?
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carolbee
@carolbee (16230)
• United States
26 Jul 08
Knock, knock! Who's there, Dwayne. Dwayne who, Dwayne the bathtub I am dwonding! I use to tell this one as recent as last year. Adults think it's funny and it really is in person. Have to sound like Elmer Fudd when telling it because the word drowning just doesn't fit. Have to tell it in his language...lol
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carolbee
@carolbee (16230)
• United States
26 Jul 08
Sorry Pearl. I didn't go to the initial discussion and see you responded with the same joke prior to my posting this one.
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latoyahall
@latoyahall (835)
• United States
26 Jul 08
OMG...I posted the same joke as you...lol...
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carolbee
@carolbee (16230)
• United States
27 Jul 08
Now this is gettin' good. 3 of us posted the same joke. I use to laugh my rear off at our kids when they would tell it. I respond to discussions by email notification so I didn't have a clue someone else posted the same one.
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tyc415
@tyc415 (5706)
• United States
26 Jul 08
How funny. Yesterday my grandson started on me with knock knock also only he said banana, then knock knock and it was banana again over and over then finally he said orange, orange you glad I didn't say banana. hahaha
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jillhill
@jillhill (37354)
• United States
28 Jul 08
Oh thank you soooooo much! I struggled to remember a few!
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tyc415
@tyc415 (5706)
• United States
4 Aug 08
Thank you so much for the best response. We still have knock knock jokes flying around the house with my grandson still here and yesterday I did a search on the internet and found some real good ones, I got him on a bunch of them that he didn't know or hadn't even heard of. hahaha Have a great Monday.
sarahruthbeth22
@sarahruthbeth22 (43143)
• United States
28 Jul 08
Knock, Knock. Who's there? Sam and Janet. Sam and Janet who? Sam and Janet evening. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Abraham Lincoln? Abraham Lincoln who? Don't you know me? Knock, Knock. who's there? George Washington? George Washington who? wasn't Abraham Lincoln just here? The last two were from M*A*S*H
jillhill
@jillhill (37354)
• United States
28 Jul 08
Thanks!!! LOL
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PearlGrace
@PearlGrace (3171)
• United States
26 Jul 08
Oh, I remember the orange knock-knock jokes! Yes, I do remember a knock-knock joke, but it is really corny. Here goes: Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwounding.
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jillhill
@jillhill (37354)
• United States
28 Jul 08
Love it!! Thanks so much!
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latoyahall
@latoyahall (835)
• United States
26 Jul 08
Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne the tub I'm dwowning!
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jillhill
@jillhill (37354)
• United States
28 Jul 08
Three times is the charm! LOL
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klamor20
@klamor20 (242)
• Canada
26 Jul 08
sorry i am not funny- i dont have any joke.
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jillhill
@jillhill (37354)
• United States
28 Jul 08
Thats okay...thanks for posting!
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SomeCowgirl
@SomeCowgirl (32191)
• United States
28 Jul 08
Well there's Knock Knock Who's There Boo Boo Who You don't have to cry about it (A classic, my mom taught me that one) Um... Well this isn't a knock knock but another classic my mom taught me What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper Hmm.. Knock Knock Who's There Stan Stan Who? Stand back, i'm going to sneeze Knock Knock Who's there Ida Ida who? Ida Know