When GOD OWNS a CELL PHONE.......!!!
@saivenkaat802003 (4823)
India
July 27, 2008 5:20am CST
Haha.. this was the thought that occurred to me, as i read the news item
http://in.news.yahoo.com/48/20080718/804/tnl-lord-siddhivinayak-gets-a-mobile-wor.html
The gist of the link is a devotee has given a diamond studded cell phone to Lord Ganesha, temple in Mumbai..and the trust authorities say the mobile will be auctioned and the money will be spent for the poor and needy..
Lets think that GOD OWNS A CELL PHONE and some Clairvoyant has given you the number of GOD..as 123 45 67 89000..
Do you think that you could get HIM in the number..myself doubts that HIS number will always be engaged.. and perhaps HE may switch off the MOBILE or will go and find the clairvoyant and punish him for giving the number to we people..
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@gemini_rose (16264)
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27 Jul 08
If God owned a cell phone and the number got out then the cell phone would probably just explode with all of the world trying to get in touch with him!
Either that, or he would just have a nervous breakdown!
@saivenkaat802003 (4823)
• India
28 Jul 08
I could easily solve this problem, if i were GOD..
Just i will activate " CALL DIVERT" and will feed your phone number, in it..hahaha..
How is my idea friend.. 
Nice idea, but it would cost ya!!!
@dreamssri (1796)
• India
27 Jul 08
yeah,you are absolutely correct...HIS number will always be busy...but if he uses Virgin Mobile,he'll get Rs.144 talk time everyday(as Virgin Mobile pays 10 paise for every incoming call/minute,in India)....LOL...
so,i think,he'll wont switch off his phone,lol
so,i think,he'll wont switch off his phone,lol@saivenkaat802003 (4823)
• India
28 Jul 08
I dont think so.. he will opt for Virgin Mobile.. He will try to have a connection with BSNL or MTNL.. wherein whenever you dial up to call him.. you will hear, an recorded voice.. The number you have dialed is OUT OF REACH..Please dial after some time..
And God will be in heaven relaxing as usual..
@academic2 (7000)
• Uganda
27 Jul 08
God alredy hs the latest cell phone-remember, if God can make man, who is intelligent enough to make a cellphone, what would the cell made by God look and work like? I want to tell you, God is everyhere, he can make a cellphone that can talk to everybody on earth at once without any net work jam-his number would never get engaged-infact God's telephone is the Hot Central wire which is busy already, but Never engaged! You can talk to Him at anytime. just imagine, how many people talk to God in prayer? Doesnt he hear? Ofcourse He does!
@saivenkaat802003 (4823)
• India
28 Jul 08
Hi Academic, thanks for sharing your views.. but what i mean is that literally imagining a situation where GOD owns a cell phone.. and the number of it, which you knows..
Surely every one knows that prayers of us has no, boundaries and limits.. it does not need to be regulated by any frequencies.. nor does it obey and laws of science.. as
GOD.. can't be realized with the little bit scientific knowledge that man has.
@williamjisir (22819)
• China
27 Jul 08
Hello dear svka. It would be very interesting if God owned a cell phone. I am sure that He would be kept super-busy all day long with no time to have a rest at all as there would be so many people who would call Him for help of dealing with so many things that they have met in their life and work and such. This way, people could contact him directly. lol.
@saivenkaat802003 (4823)
• India
28 Jul 08
Now i worry.. Friend.. what will be the "Bush"y role here with GOD?
Any sanctions!!
@faith210 (11224)
• Philippines
27 Jul 08
Hi saivenkaat802003! Oh, that would be really cool if God will have a cellphone but I am sure I will be always "On Hold" for there will be many callers trying to reach Him. However, God does not a cellphone because He knows what is in our hearts already. Besides, I think it is us who need the cellphone because we surely want to talk to Him and hear His Voice. And I think that clairvoyant will be in a lot of trouble. haha..
Take care and God Bless you dear friend!
