Husband wants a turtle

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Now my husband thinks that, because our cat doesn't want anything to do with him and he is too old to chase after our four legged family member, he needs a pet turtle. I guess he feels that a turtle would be at his speed level and he can have some type of creature tolerate him on a daily basis, whether it wants to or not. Naturally, being a wonderful wife, I want him to have what he wants. If he is happy I have less slobber to clean up from the cry baby fest that he has on occassion. The only problem is that I know he already owns a turtle. When I told him that we already had one turtle in the house and that we didn't need another one he looked at me like I had lost my mind. As he was staring at me like I was some freakish mind case standing before him, I couldn't help but feel that he was one of the most daft people I had ever met. "What do you mean, I don't have a turtle" he stated. Yeah right I told him, I see him hiding in the shower right now. Unfortunately, like any man I guess, he didn't find my humor amusing. I just call it like I see it buddy! If it is cold and you all of a sudden develope a turtle, its not my fault. What do you think?:)