Helping Obama Out

@gewcew23 (8011)
United States
July 30, 2008 6:56am CST
Obama do not think of this as a hand out but as a hand up. I know that your campaign is going no where fast, you need all the help you can get. So here are some slogans that your campaign could use. When Experience, Knowledge and Honor Just Aren't Good Enough. Vote Obama. More Experience Than a Fifth Grader. Vote Obama. Standing Up For the Power of Horse Manure. Vote Obama. Talking Big Doing Nothing Vote Obama. This Election Is All About You So Voting for Me. Vote Obama. Sure I hav vote in the Senate at lest one time. Vote Obama. Kim Jung Il, Hamas and Fidel Castro Can't Be Wrong. Vote Obama. You Say Corrupt Land Deal. I Say Creative Financing. Potaytoe, Potahtoe. Vote Obama. Like Black People? Vote Obama. The Man With The Iraq Plan. Yeah, The Plan That Didn't Work. So What, Racist? Vote Obama. Flag Pins Are Stupid. But I'm Not Unpatriotic. You Racist. Vote Obama. Don't Like My Pastor? Shut Up, Racist. Still Don't Like Him? I Guess I Don't, Either. Vote Obama. Watch the Oceans Recede. Watch the World Make Peace. And Watch As I Saw This Woman In Half! Vote Obama. Fooling all of the people all of the time. Vote Obama. Cut Military Funding. Dictators Are Nice. Vote Obama.
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• United States
30 Jul 08
We should all help Obama out with contributions of our own. You don't like what Obama has to say? Don't worry, he'll say the opposite soon, VOTE OBAMA You don't want a candidate scarred and tainted by exposure to military service and all that accompaning regression to immaturity as a result? VOTE OBAMA. If you think years of experience in the Senate and the military have taught McCain nothing, that Obama's 'book learning' trumps 'real life experience' then VOTE OBAMA. This is fun. Come on people join in.
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@gewcew23 (8011)
• United States
30 Jul 08
More the merrier, redyellowblackdog
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@meggan79 (436)
• United States
30 Jul 08
You got some great slogans going on there. I do have a feeling though your service will not be accepted in the Obama campaign.
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@ClarusVisum (2163)
• United States
30 Jul 08
"Obama do not think of this as a hand out but as a hand up. I know that your campaign is going no where fast, you need all the help you can get." Are you for real?! Read it and weep: www.electoral-vote.com (this site does not accept polls from ANY partisan pollsters on either side, so that makes it extra accurate) If the election was held today, it would be a LANDSLIDE for Obama, nearly 100 more electoral votes based on which state polls have him ahead! Let me know when you rejoin reality.
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@rodney850 (2145)
• United States
30 Jul 08
ClarusVisum, Actually you need to let Gewcew know when you learn the definition of satire and sarcasm!
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@gewcew23 (8011)
• United States
30 Jul 08
I was just wondering if you can think for yourself or do you need a website to tell you what to think?
• United States
30 Jul 08
You tell me, gewcew, you're the one going off of talking points instead of facts. :P I find the projection of flip-flopping to be especially hilarious, given that McCain has collected over SEVENTY flip-flops in this campaign and counting: http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/flipflops At least when Obama changes his mind on an issue (like the FISA thing, for example), he puts in writing his reasoning behind the change. On the other hand, McCain acts like he never held the previous stance at all, ever. He's more likely to accuse someone of making things up even when they quote his own words to him ("I don't know where you got that").
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@suspenseful (40314)
• Canada
30 Jul 08
Ah several good reasons not to vote for Obama. When I first heard that he was in the running, I had this funny feeling that if he became president, then America will enter into a deeper moral, economical, and financial decline. So I hope that those campaigns are put up. Obama needs all the help he can get, not.