The oldest jokes is about farting: What jokes do the rounds in your country?

Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. 2...the question is, how do you get them in the light bulb. Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. 1, but that light bulbs gotta really want to change. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Mat What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water? Bob What do you call a woman with one leg next to a wall? Eileen What did the man say who walked into a bar? Ouch A string walked into a bar and the barkeep said "We don't serve your kind here." So the string walked out of the bar put on a cowboy hat and re-entered the bar. The barkeep said "Aren't you the same string I asked to leave?" The string hung its head and left the bar. He went into the alley and started unraveling himself, then he twisted himself into a knot. He re-entered the bar once again. The barkeep asked "Hey, don't I recognize you? Your that same string I've kicked out before!" to which the string replied "No. I'm a frayed knot!" Keep smiling!

Funny thing.. and where will she fart if not on her hubby lap..? haha.. Another good information i have gained here.. that Southern Iraq.. was once called as Sumeria.. A little information but still it counts.. Take care friend.