Help What is That Smell, Roses?

Armed Forces Canada, Europe, Middle East
August 1, 2008 1:18pm CST
Greetings to all of you ladies that will read this post and understand exactly where I a coming from because you have been misfortunate enough, in the past, present, and very possibly the future, to be a victim. First let me tell you what has happened to me. The other night when my husband an I retired to bed, I decided that we both would benefit from a good snuggle while falling asleep. Don't you just love those wondeful moments of love between you and your partner. It's the best, right? So I was drifting off to sleep, enjoying the warmth of his arms when out of no where, he farts!!!!!!!!! OMG! And we are not talking about a little mouse squeek. This was the stink bomb of all stink bombs. Any one out there have airfreshner I can borrow, cough cough?
1 response
@Opal26 (17684)
• United States
1 Aug 08
OMG cmathias, I am lmao! Why is it that men are so disgusting? I had a boyfriend that loved to do that. I swear he was such a pig. He did it on purpose. The louder and smellier the better! I guess that's why we are no longer together(well one of the reasons anyway!)Woman are so not like that. We try to hold it in or bust! Once I tried to cover it up with a cough and my boyfriend has been teasing me about it ever since. He's suc a jerk!
• Armed Forces Canada, Europe, Middle East
6 Aug 08
I feel your pain Opal but what re wegoing to do? Love them or leave them I guess, LOL? Thanks for your response.