Battle of the Presidents
August 3, 2008 9:46am CST
All Presidents, past and present, in an arena, with swords. Fighting with eachother. Who would win, and why? I believe it would be George Washington because he has some good experience fighting, but maybe not. The Republicans and Democrats would maybe form allegiances and fight together, and the other older parties would too, although their ranks would be smaller. Most Republican presidents have good fighting experience. So maybe they would win, then fight eachother, and I think then, that the Bush's would win. Because they are father/son and would fight together. What do you think?
• United States
3 Aug 08
It'd be a tossup between Andrew Jackson, who fought duels on practically a daily basis, and Teddy Roosevelt, who while campaigning for his third term, was shot by an assassin, and didn't bother getting the wound even looked at until he'd finished his speech. There isn't a president in the last hundred years that wasn't an enormous namby pamby surrounded by bodyguards, and these two would steamroller right over the lot of them without getting out of breath.