laughter is the best medicine-expand your pinoy vocabulary

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Just want to give everyone a break from the serious business of posting and discussions on MyLot. Here goes: A man was given by God two wishes. He wished for the best drink and and the best woman. Next moment he had holy water and Mother theresa by his side. Moral of the story: BE SPECIFIC! Here's another one for Filipinos: Expand your Pinoy style vocabulary. CONTEMPLATE - Kulang ang plato PUNCTUATION - perang pang enroll ICE BUKO - ayos na buhok ko CALCULATOR - tawagan kita mamaya TENACIOUS - sapatos pang tennis DEVASTATION - Yung station ng bus DEDICATE -patay ang pusa ASPECT -pantusok ng yelo DEDUCT - ang bibe PERSUADING - unang kasal DEPRESS -nagkasal sa persuading CITY -numero bago mag otso STATUS - ikaw ba yan? TISSUE -ikaw nga! Pinoy jokes anyone?