joke
By 3cardmonte
@3cardmonte (5098)
August 13, 2008 4:36pm CST
here is a joke that i heard and i think its funny
I went into the video store and said "can i have Batman forever?"
the man behind the counter said "no you've got to bring it back tomorrow"
2 responses
@dagda24 (366)
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13 Aug 08
Lol. The simple ones are the best, I'm trying to think of one to tell you but my mind's gone blank. All of my jokes tend to be a little off the wall and liable to offend.
Was the video store guy pleased with himself? If I made a joke like that I'd probably end up laughing!
@3cardmonte (5098)
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13 Aug 08
ive got another three for you,i took my edible chess set back to the shop and said "thats stale mate" he said "are you sure?" i said "check mate"
I went to the bed shop and said i cant decide whether i want to but this bunkbed or not the salesman said "do you want to sleep on it?" i said "of course i do"
I went into the bakery and said "can i have an iced bun please?"
the lady said "would you like hundreds and thousands?" i said "no,just the one thanks"
