August 16, 2008 11:45pm CST
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled and I don't want Novacaine 'cause I'm in a big hurry" the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible." The dentist was quite impressed . "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said "Show him your tooth, dear." Q:At what time do most people go to the dentist? A:At tooth-hurty (2:30) I thought Miss Smith that you were off yesterday because you were seeing your dentist? That's right.sir. So how come I saw you coming out of a movie theater with a friend? That was my dentist.