Embarrassing Blunders

United States
August 21, 2008 9:19am CST
I went to the library the other day to re-checkout the Osho Zen Tarot Deck, which I thought I had returned. It was not where it was supposed to be but the card catalog listed it as 'in'. I asked Tomi, the librarian, where they had put it. She couldn't find it either. After a long search, she said they might have gotten rid of it. I couldn't believe it! I told her "Tomi, if you got rid of that deck after I begged you to sell it to me I am going to be totally p!ssed! I didn't even want to bring it back, I was just trying to be a 'good girl'!" She said she doubted if she would find it while I was standing there glaring at her and tapping my foot impatiently, and that she would ask her assistant if she put it somewhere. I vowed not to leave the library until I found it, and spent the next hour searching every shelf and every corner of that library. I even checked Tomi's office while she sat at her desk trying to ignore me. Finally she convinced me to go home, promising that they would call me when it turned up, and that even if it didn't it was not the end of the world because she could just order another one. Since my stomach was now churning with frustration, I agreed, and after making sure she had my phone number I reluctantly left the library. Then today I was clearing out some clutter that had accumulated in the living room, and there underneath an end table was the Osho Zen Tarot Deck. I do not know how I am going to live this incident down. I do not even have the nerve to call her and tell her that I found it! Oh dear, oh dear! Am I the only one who has ever made such a fool of themselves? Please somebody save me! Do not leave me here all alone suffering like this!
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10 responses
• India
21 Aug 08
LOLz .... oh dear, how funny! I have done innumerable dumb things in my life; I guess we all do, so please don't suffer for it. ;) But I don't understand how the book was marked as "in" if it was still with you. The library I am a member of follows a primitive method of tracking books. There are no computers. But the sour-faced librarian has a pile of huge books, and each member has a number, and each member is given a couple of pages in one of these huge books. I don't understand how that fellow manages so many books. He can easily purchase a computer, but no, he doesn't do that. He purchases a TV instead to watch matches. Ok, to get back to the book tracking system, Sour Face has given special numbers to each book, and if I borrow a book, he writes the number and title of the book carefully, and if I am late in returning it he sends me a card. When I finally go to return it, he fines me. Sour Face knows exactly who has taken which book. Now how come Tomi didn't know you still have the book? Didn't she make a record of it somewhere? She must have made a note somewhere that zigzagbuddha has borrowed Osho Zen Tarot Deck ages ago and not returned it. ;) LOLz
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• United States
21 Aug 08
Fortunately Tomi is not a sour-face or I might have had to smack her when she failed to find the deck! I don't know how it has happened that the computer says the deck is there in the library when it is in fact here in my home! I have had it checked out for over a year now, but what I'm wondering is if I didn't somehow take back the separate CD of music that accompanied it, so it just went into the system as being returned! If that is the case I will probably just keep it since I was the only one who had ever checked it out in the entire 3 years it had been there in the library, and especially after hearing her say they might have gotten rid of it!!!! Nope, that deck is staying right here with me! I really like Tomi... one time I had like 40 books checked out and I had forgotten to call her and renew them. When I finally remembered they were more than a week overdue. She let me slide on the fine... thank god, because it would have been horrendous!
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• India
22 Aug 08
Yep, that is a wise decision, keeping Osho Zen Tarot Deck, I mean! A really wise decision! The perfect solution! :)
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• United States
22 Aug 08
Hehehe. I'm amazed it took me so long to realize it!!
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@SViswan (12051)
• India
22 Aug 08
lol..you aren't the only fool!! A couple of months back I was at my son's school to buy his set of black and white shoes. We didn't get the black in his size and so got the white pair...and they didn't make a bill then because they said I could pay when I got the black pair for him. When I went to buy the black pair...it was really crowded....and I had a toddler to take care of. I remember telling the man at the counter to make a bill out for the white pair too....and paid him the amount written on the reciept. A couple of times last month, my son came home telling me that the manager at school has been telling him that he hasn't paid for the white shoes....and I kept getting angry and telling him that we did pay for it. Last week, I even called up the manager to clear up this matter and to tell him that I had paid...and to please not keep telling our son that we didn't pay. I work at the same school(at a different campus) and told him that I would produce the reciept if he didn't believe me. He said that wasn't necessary.....he hadn't spoken to the people who sold the shoes and he remembered giving me the white pair and not taking payment. I said fine and let things be. Today, I was clearing ut one of my shelves and came across the reciept. I checked it and found out that I had NOT paid for the white pair. Even though I had told them, the person writing the bill didn't enter it and I didn't check it when I paid. I am so embarassed because everyone at school knows me as an organized and prompt person (especially when it comes to money)and I was very angry when the manager kept insisting that I hadn't paid. I'm sure he could tell from my tone though I wasn't yelling. I will definitely pay the money now....but my reputation of prompt payment is at stake here:(
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@SViswan (12051)
• India
23 Aug 08
it would be VERY embarassing for me if they checked their books and thought I was lying. My kids go to the same school...I teach there and they think I am very honest and not volunteering the information would make me dishonest (in my eyes) but I wouldn't judge another perosn who wouldn't tell under the same circumstance.
• United States
22 Aug 08
Hahahahaha! But that is where we are in different ballparks SViswan, because I would NOT go and volunteer that information to them! I would just leave it as it is!!
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@pyewacket (43903)
• United States
22 Aug 08
Heehee..snicker, snicker. Well one good thing came of this incident, since it's on record that you returned the deck you could keep them....LOL. Nope unfortunately I had the opposite happen to me. I had taken a bunch of magazines out from the library AND returned them on time...I can actually look up my libraries website especially if I want to order something interlibrary loan. When I looked on my account it said those magazines were OVRDUE and that I HADN'T returned them yet..like WRF? It used to be when you returned books, mags, anything you had to wait on a nice LONG line and have them personally scanned by a librarian that they were returned and even got a receipt..they changed all that and instead you just drop them off in a bin...so either those mags just weren't scanned by a librarian or someone helped themself to them..don't ask how long I had to clear that up...in the meantime I was being charged fees for everyday they were "over-due"
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• United States
22 Aug 08
Yep, I have every intention of keeping the deck. I just realized a little while ago the excellent opportunity that had presented itself to me! I've already had the cards for over a year now, I just keep renewing them... so they are quite accustomed to be here with me. I think they staked their claim don't you? I had a similar thing happen with the phone company. I called them last fall I think it was, it may have been last summer, but whatever, I called them and ordered DSL instead of the dial-up that was so frustratingly slow. Plus nobody could ever call me because I stayed online all the time... if I wasn't on mylot I was downloading music and sh!t. Anyway, I called them and asked them to switch me over. They did. A guy came out and hooked it all up and then I got my first bill! I was only expecting it to be about 70 bucks a month, and I had ordered it when I was still working. By the time I got my bill I was no longer employed. So I called them back and said "Whoa!!! Never mind! I will never be able to pay bills this high (it was more than 100 bucks!) So, they said they would switch me back to dial-up - which I was NOT happy about, but oh well. She said the guy would be out to pick up the modem. Well, he never showed up. So I called them back and said 'what's up with that', and she said I was on his list and he would get to me as soon as he could. So it's been about a year or more and I still have DSL... at the dial-up rate! Hahahaha!
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@drannhh (15219)
• United States
22 Aug 08
RFLMAO, zigzag and no I am not laughing at you but with you! Oh, I could tell you some Tarot Deck stories, but I think I'd better not. Yours is hilarious, though. Sometimes a deck know who it belongs to. Sometimes these things have a mind of their own! Take care, Ann
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• United States
22 Aug 08
Hey drannhh! I haven't seen you around in awhile!! Hehehehe... but if you are laughing with me you are laughing at me, since I was laughing at myself!! I love the way you look at things! This deck and I get along VERY well! It is obvious that it picked me... from the first time I found it in the library! It called to me from it's lowly place on the bottom shelf of the cd cabinet, hidden under a pile of other stuff that I wasn't even interested in! I had a psychic give me my first deck of Tarot cards, which made the trip to India with me. That deck was so negative though, it never served me at all, and then one day I was hitchhiking to Mexico with a friend and a couple of TRUCK DRIVERS stole it from me!!!! Who ever heard of truck drivers into tarot cards?!? Well, actually they stole all my stuff. We stopped at a truck stop and the one guy stayed behind to fill the tank. The other guy accompanied my friend and I to the coffee shop, then got up to make a phone call. He never came back. All my stuff was still in the truck. What happened after that was kind of funny actually, because they threw everything out of the truck by the side of the road that they didn't want. The cops found it all, with my id in it and called my mother. They were looking for my body up and down the highway! Fortunately I called my mother to check in with her, and she almost fainted with relief! Hehehehe, but the deck of tarot cards never turned up, although the backpack they were in did, and that was the only thing missing!!!! Plus my very expensive coat.
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@calcynic (433)
• United States
22 Aug 08
I'll tell you straight off...my life is a series of embarrassing brainfarts, punctuated by some lucid moments. Too many to number. I do know that I would drop the subject, keep the deck and make an anonymous donation to the library.
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• United States
22 Aug 08
That is just about exactly what my intention is. Except I don't have to make an anonymous donation, I give them TONS of books to sell in their fund-raising drives. And I do mean tons. Hehehehe, my life USED to be a series of embarrassing moments but fortunately I have made some changes in my attitude, which seems to have made a WORLD of difference!
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@calcynic (433)
• United States
22 Aug 08
A library story: When I was 7, I got my first library card and went to the Bookmobile to get out some books...all Dr Seuss. They went overdue by a week. I left my house with a pocketful of pennies to pay the fines and return the books when I happened upon an older neighbor kid. He told me that if the books were over 5 days late, the book police would arrest me and I'd be put in a jail in the basement of the main library with other kids who were late. He said all we would get to eat was kool aid with no sugar and prunes. I hid in my neighbor's dog house, and after nightfall, my parents found me, due to the dog barking like crazy, wanting me out of there. The embarrassing part is that I was ever such a dopey little fart.
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• United States
22 Aug 08
What a gullible little fellow you were! On the other hand that sounds like a pretty feasible scenario... especially delivered by a 'respected older kid'! Hehehehe, I can just imagine some shivering little kid hiding in the doghouse!
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@magojordan (3252)
• Philippines
22 Aug 08
Well Just admit that you were wrong on your part and learn from it. By Making that embarrassing experience into a learning one then you would see it as something that has helped you grow as a person not as a shameful experience that you can't live through.
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• United States
22 Aug 08
Sorry mojo... thanks for the thought, and for taking the time to respond, but I have already turned it to my advantage, AND the libraries advantage too, so thankfully I won't need to take your advice! Phew!
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• United States
22 Aug 08
Hahahaha... this post had PRECISELY the same effect on me nic!
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@calcynic (433)
• United States
22 Aug 08
Brrr...That piece of advice sure brought me down...like getting doused with ice water. Lighten up!! :)
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
15 Sep 08
Yeah I would have kept the cards too. It's too far gone now to fess up I think! Just out of curiosity though, what will you do if Tomi gets an attack of the guilts and goes and buys another set of these cards for the library?
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
16 Sep 08
Ha ha. Yes, a windshield pack will probably come in very handy! It's like the line from Magilla Gorilla (Remember the cartoon?) There's nothing like having a spare spare!
• United States
15 Sep 08
She did get another deck for the library. I don't know that she has to buy them but even if she did, it certainly was not her own personal money she bought them with! And what I'm going to do is go in and check them out of the library and bring them home too! That way I have replacements for all the cards I leave on windshields and such.
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@lavmadog (75)
• Philippines
22 Aug 08
No problem, that happens to most of us! Go back to the library, accept the mistake, ask for forgiveness and forget about it. You don't have to dwell on it, it's not the end of the world, lol!
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• United States
22 Aug 08
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@calcynic (433)
• United States
23 Aug 08
Brr...Gotta put on my fleece.
• India
22 Aug 08
Dear zigzag, You are really zigzag. Do not feel ill, these are the normal dumbs in life which every body commits and it happens to all some where and some time. Take it casually. Do not be pasimistic. Be optimistic and just give a call to Library to not to waste time making search it was u who forget and things would be normal later or sooner. Be courageous and go ahead with life. have a nice day.
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• United States
22 Aug 08
See above.
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@CJscott (4187)
• Portage La Prairie, Manitoba
19 Aug 09
Fantastic, maybe not as bad as when I walked into Gym class in the 3rd grade having forgot to put my gym shorts on, lucky I still wore underwear then, or I could have gotten in a lot of trouble, and embarrassed the rest of the class. Everyone does this from time to time. Worry not dear one. Not that you are worrying anymore.
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• United States
19 Aug 09
I have a NO underwear story that took place in a lounge where I was waiting tables, but it is XXX rated and was NOT an embarrassing blunder, so I am left with nothing to add here, hehehehe.