Female T-Shirt Slogans

India
August 25, 2008 1:39am CST
While surfing i came across this ... pretty awesome slogans Though i m a guy n some slogans just mock my gender .. they r hilarious anyways :P FEMALE T-SHIRT SLOGANS So many men, so few who can afford me God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off I'm out of estrogen -- and I have a gun Guys have feelings too. But who cares? Next mood swing: 6 minutes I hate everybody...and you're next I used to be MPD, but we're OK now Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win All stressed out and no one to choke I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people How can I miss you if you won't go away? I'm not having hot flashes-they're power surges!
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razor123
@razor123 (979)
• India
26 Aug 08
Hehehe..I had heard of one or 2 of the T-Shirt Slogans before but nice share richtofein. Enjoyed reading all of them and had a good laugh too with my friend sitting at the side of me who also read the same. I liked this slogan a lot "How can I miss you if you won't go away?" Lolzz. Frankly speaking and practically thinking its actually happens to be true. There was once a slogan on a gals T-Shirt (Written on the chest portion) who happened to be a passer by which said "These are god gifted" Hehehe...