Mommy Dearest

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I found this randomly while surfing .. thought of sharing :) These r hypothetical quotes by mom's of some gr8 people COLUMBUS: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!" MICHELANGELO: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?" NAPOLEON: "All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, you can just take your hand out of there and show me." ABRAHAM LINCOLN: "Again! with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?" MARY: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how the lamb got a better grade that you." ALBERT EINSTEIN: "But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? OY! Styling gel, mousse, something...?" GEORGE WASHINGTON: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!" PAUL REVERE: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew." THOMAS EDISON: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"