Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
@whiteheather39 (24403)
United States
August 26, 2008 6:31pm CST
I just had to share these with you! Which was your favorite?'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all!!!--------------------------------------------------
'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?--------------------------------------------------
'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!--------------------------------------------------
'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!--------------------------------------------------
'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello???
Haven't you noticed the fur?--------------------------------------------------
Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
BTW If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitzi would it be called B*ullshit?
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@txcheerleadr90 (293)
• United States
27 Aug 08
Thats hilarious. My husband always blames his farts on the dog. lol and I don't let him sniff when I walk him. Actually I just took him for a walk right after reading this and I let him sniff cause I felt guilty. lol thanks alot
@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
27 Aug 08
So glad I could be of help letting him sniff!
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@danishcanadian (28953)
• Canada
27 Aug 08
10? But I only found 9. What's the 10th one? Where's the 10th one? Did I miss something? I can't choose one favourite over another, because they are all very funny and very true. Thanks a million. these were great. I haVE HAD A REALLY LONG DAY, AND i NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH. tHANKS AGIAN.
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@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
27 Aug 08
You are correct. I did not notice than. Perhaps they counted to Bull dog bit as #10!
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@sumofalltears (3988)
• United States
26 Aug 08
Lol...gotta love this. I liked them all especially since they are pretty accurate...lol. Never understood why people have animals and then get mad when they behave like animals. Especially the people that feel the need to dress their animals.....want to play dress up get a doll.
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@Melitta (32)
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27 Aug 08
Just had to respond. That was hillarious. Thank you! I don't usually come into the pet section, but I am glad I did. It is the start of the morning and you put a smile on my face with your post. Way too funny and I will be thinking about it all day, especially everytime I look at my dog.
@Alexandria37 (5717)
• Ireland
27 Aug 08
Hi whiteheather, I am delighted to see that you are still here on myLot. I seem to have been gone for years but I am back now and hopefully I will be reading a lot more of your posts.
I love dogs and I find this post very amusing. Everything you say is true and I am rocking here in the chair with laughter.
I love it!!
Keep up the good work.
@bbjwlsn (263)
• United States
27 Aug 08
Oh, these are too funny! Oh, yeah, I am SO #2. I yell at my little yapper all the time for yap-yap-yapping!
Now, as far as #9, our little yapper gets cold very easily, so from, say October to May, we do keep a sweater or hooded sweatshirt on her. She loves it! If we take it off, she gets real upset and starts shivering until we put it back on.
@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
27 Aug 08
I can understand putting a sweater on a dog because is is cold but not to make him/her a cute fashion accessory.
@subarusti4 (40)
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27 Aug 08
i take out my stress with the dog by having a fight with it, it usually wins as it is a cross between a pitbull and a labrador. it never properly bite or anything though, just mauls you instead lol.
@dawnald (85135)
• Shingle Springs, California
27 Aug 08
But then who CAN I blame my farts on? The kids won't take responsibility!
