The 6 Best Smart**Answers

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I unwittingly posted a discussion on the same topic before it was complete and i don't know how to delete it. Sorry about that. Anyways, i am posting the complete version here and hope you would have a good laugh as I did. I came across this in one of my online groups and i thought it would be a good thing to share it with you all. Smart **Answer no. 6 - It was mealtime during a flight on one airline."Would you likje dinner" the flight attendant asked John who was seated in front. "What are my choices" asked John. "Yes or no" she replied. Smart **Answer No. 5 - A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, shew extended her hand for his ticket and he opened his coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said,"Sir, I would like to see your ticket, not your stub." Smart**Answer No. 4 - A lady was looking through the frozen turkeys at a grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get bigger?" "No ma'am, they're dead" replied the stockboy. Smart **Answer No. 3 - The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day" said the cop. "Yeah, I got here as fast as I could" replied the kid.When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without giving him a ticket. Smart **Answer No. 2 - A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up saying "Low bridge ahea". Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under it.Cars are backed up for miles.