Do you fart in public places?

Philippines
September 4, 2008 12:42am CST
LOL, my husband and i were talking about grossness of each other, and one of his favorite thing to do is to fart in places wherein there are many people. hahaha! Im sorry if this discussion is very yucky, i hope youre not eating while reading this. Anyways, one thing he would do is when ever he feels like he is about to fart and he is inside an elevator, he would keep his fart until he reaches the floor he is going, and once he went out of the door, he would let go of his deadly gas. He would then see the disgusted look in the people left inside the elevator. for they would be left inside the elevator in the next second or two with the nitrogen gas circling inside the. hehehe do you have some experience with that, i hope its not my husband. hee hee. have a nice day!
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@goldeneagle (6775)
• United States
4 Sep 08
I like to go to a store like walmart or the grocery store and rip a silent one while walking down a crowded aisle. The silent ones that smell like rotten eggs or something like that are the best, and the good thing about doing it on a crowded aisle is that no one can say for sure that it was you...LOL
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• Philippines
4 Sep 08
LOL, i hope you would not try it on the elevator. hee hee!
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• United States
4 Sep 08
Farting is an art form that should be enjoyed LOL
@kayedanda (1850)
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
gross! joey is wayyy gross. no experience about it so far. but when i feel like i can't suppress the gas anymore and i'm in a public place, i go to a space where there's no one so that no one would smell it. i am polite, you know. hehehe. do you know that svet and tet now have the same habit of farting when they force themselves a bit? LOL! we are family!
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• Philippines
4 Sep 08
hahaha! and i think his son would be like him in the future because, hendrix would fart into joey's face and would laugh. hee hee!
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@ronaldinu (12440)
• Malta
25 Oct 08
HI rikkabren, Hhahaha ! If I was inside the elevator I would desire to kill him. It's not fair! hehee, yucky, Thanks for sharing as I had a good laugh! Thank God I never experienced this but I will be wary when using an elevator next time. © ronaldinu 2008
• Philippines
2 Nov 08
hehehe! well i hoped you wont see and be with him or some one like him inside an elevator. thanks for the answer! Good day!
@Hatley (164338)
• Garden Grove, California
4 Sep 08
rikkabren I fail to see how one cancontrol ones farts tolet go at a certain time, Ialways though this was a rather involuntary process that happened in spite of yourself, andgot you laughed at or sneered at. Everyone does it, and why make a fuss, ignore it like more classypeople do and go on about your business not having embarrassed the pooter and other people.Yes I have had an involuntary poot a few times and cou ld not help it, so laugh your silly heads off and sneer til your noses drop off as I will not apologize for something that I could not help.
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
well, i really dont know how to control the farting. hee hee!
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@marisriel (1157)
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
well i say your husband's hobby is quite gross:-) well, we really can't help farting some times but i won't prefer disgusting others just to release myself. if ever i would do that though, i think it will be because i really can't help it.
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
yeah, i know, and i keep telling him to stop doing that. people may suspect him of doing that and remember him. hahaha. thanks for the reply.! =)
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@myahw20 (1116)
• Canada
19 Oct 08
This is really funny. Well farting is not my hobby because that is just gross hehe. But I have to admit I am human and I fart in public places too when I cannot help it anymore. I have experienced both the silent but deadly and the loud but no smell hehe.
@dark4eyes (161)
• United States
4 Sep 08
When I worked in the hotel business there was this woman who did everything she could to get me in trouble - never figured out why, but that's another story. BUT I would do what your husband did & let one loose whenever she came around or better still trap her in an elevator or the small office where we worked. IF there were a bunch of other people around, I'd let one go and glare at her. They'd look at her and she got the blame. I've even chuck wagoned my dog a few times - she sleeps with me and crawls under the covers - one night I was reading and cut one - she came out from under the covers in a hurry and glared at me as if to say "MOM!!!!" then left the room - she didn't get back into my bed for two or three nights.
• Philippines
4 Sep 08
Lol... I did not experience that yet...