A funny bar story....

September 9, 2008 1:56pm CST
I was sent this as an email and its that funny I thought I would share with you all. This guy goes to a bar that's on the tenth floor of a hotel. He sits down and has a couple of drinks, then stands up, announces loudly that he has had enough, and goes over and jumps out the window. Now, there are two men who are sitting at a window table, and having that natural human curiosity about the grotesque, watch as this man plummets to certain death. However, just as he is about to hit the ground, he rights himself, pulls his feet underneath himself,and lands gracefully. He then turns and comes back into the building. Naturally, the two men are amazed. The guy comes back into the bar, orders a few drinks, then repeats the process. The two men at the window seat are astounded! When the guy returns and repeats the procedure AGAIN, the two men stop him before he jumps and ask him how on earth he does that. He replies "It's simple, really. There's an air vent down by the ground, and if you catch the updraft, you can right yourself and land on the ground with no problems." Then he proceeded to jump out the window again. Well, these two men decided that they just HAD to try this, so they jumped out the window, and SPLAT! -- made a mess hitting all over the ground. Meanwhile, the first guy has made it back up to the bar. When he sits down to order his drinks, the bartender says "Superman, you can be a real ------- when you're drunk!"
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@Bluepatch (2480)
• Trinidad And Tobago
9 Sep 08
I heard this joke years ago in a slightly different version. I'm amazed that its made the way to your country, or maybe it came from there. Then there's the one about Invisible Man. Superman saw Superwoman tanning in the natural on top of a skyscraper. He dove down and did his thing. Then, feeling guilty, goes to her to apologise and the lady tells him : " Well I hope Invisible Man didn't mind, he was right there on top of me ! "
9 Sep 08
Haha - I think yours is so much better!!! I will have to remember that one!! Makes you wonder how she was able to see Invisible Man on top of her if Superman couldnt!!??