What is funny quote from your teacher that you will never forget?

Philippines
September 18, 2008 11:30pm CST
All of our teachers had that funny quote or moment in class. I remember one of our professors said once "My future is so bright I got to wear shades" another time he said "Fashion first before comfort" (what made it funny that he was obviously not comfortable in his fashionable tight long sleeved shirt and you could see his sweat forming in his face) So tell me does your professors or teaches have this funny quotes? Please do share them here.
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@secretbear (19463)
• Philippines
21 Sep 08
hi magojordan! i don't remember much of my professors and teachers words but i'm sure they've said something funny and "inspirational" once in our class. the most i remember i not a quote but something one of my teachers in high school would always say when she starts our class. its like her constant opening line. it goes "bale last meeting ay tinalakay natin..." (last meeting we tackled...). and she say it with the same tone and feelings everyday everytime! she says it the same way everyday it got recorded in our minds and we often perfectly mimic her when we're talking about her.
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@secretbear (19463)
• Philippines
25 Sep 08
thanks for the best response.
@uheaven (107)
• China
19 Sep 08
My History Teacher always says 'You Know' while blabbering about stupidd Kings etc. And He always pushes his glasses up the nose and touches his moustaches :P
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@biswesh (53)
• China
19 Sep 08
My maths teacher always used to say 'Pull down thee blinds , my son' One time he even said to a girl ' My son stop acting so childish'
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@mom4kids (658)
• Canada
19 Sep 08
I don't know if this was necessarily funny but my grade 10 science teacher used to call us nincompoops and refered to us as "her science class from hell", we thought it was pretty funny but it was actually probably pretty bad that she would say that all the time to us.