September 20, 2008 4:17pm CST
Why is it that, on a cold winter's morning, when you need a poop, that freezing toilet water responds to a 10 out of 10 high dive, and shoots an ice-cold droplet of water straight to your bullseye? I mean ... you couldn't be any more accurate if you used a sniper rifle!
• Oxford, England
21 Sep 08
Well, the winter is just around the corner here in England. I'm currently researching the most effective 'anti-splash' device in preparation for the cold water. The best I have found thus far, is a paper serviette you get from a famous burger chain. As I said to Scotlandthebrave earlier, at least they got something right! Take care, GT