If you had a money machine, how much would you give to yourself & everyone?

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If you had one of those money printing machines, how much would you give to yourself and the rest of the world? Me, personally... I would give myself $100 million because I have some movies I want to make plus retire from work and buy my own condo/house instead of paying rent. As for the people everywhere else, well thats a bit hard because I can't guess how much they will need based on their problems/expenses. I would say I'd make $10 million each for all of them just to start out with. If they need anything further, I'll have to open up my own "Financial Provider" clinic where I'll have some guys interview everyone and narrow down how much more they need and if they REALLY need it and not just want it to show off. A psyhological test of sorts, I don't know. if they pass, then I approve the amount they requested. Kind of like applying for a loan from a bank, I guess. What about everyone else?