World's Dumbest Criminals

United States
September 29, 2008 12:59pm CST
I know everyone has heard a story of a dumb criminal. One of my favorite is when the guy went to rob a store and left his phone number with the clerk to give the manager so the manager can call him when he opens the safe! LOL, are you serious . I could imagine how that conversation would go. MANAGER: Hello. This is the manager over here at the store you tried to rob earlier. I just opened the safe so why don't you just come on over and steal the money from me ok. ROBBER: Sure. Thanks for the call. I'll be right over LOL! Was he serious? There is another one when a 23 year old went to rob a store and took out his license to show he was old enough to buy cigarettes. So after she puts the cigarettes out he pulls a knife out and tries to rob her. She confused him by saying " I can't give you any money without a sale" and he pushed the cigarettes back across the counter and left the store. He also left his ID! LOL, you've got to be kidding me. Have you heard any funny "Dumbest Criminal" stories lately. Talk about it.
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
5 Oct 08
I saw this on TV and I was laughing so hard. There was this guy who went into a convenience store and he used a palm frond to cover his face and flip-flops as his weapon! The clerk at the store didn't know whether to take him seriously or not. Because the guy was covering his face with the frond, he didn't see that there was another customer behind him who was able to scare him off. That was so funny!