this may be true or not, read it then decide
By roniroxas
@roniroxas (10560)
Philippines
September 30, 2008 5:47pm CST
i got this on my email from a friend back from high school and it made me laugh. but seeing on how my marriage run i find that it was quite true. so what do you think.
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
He: yes, atlast it was hard to wait.
She: do you want me to live?
He: no! dont even think about that
She: do you love me?
He: of course! over and over
She: have you ever cheated on me?
He: no! why are you even asking?
She: will you kiss me?
He: every chance I get
She: will you hit me?
He: are you crazy? i'n mot that kind of person
She: can io trust you?
He: yes
She: darling
AFTER MARRIAGE
simply read from bottom to top.
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13 responses
@aendzie (571)
• Philippines
30 Sep 08
this is so funny,I hope it's not true to me. lol, there are funny jokes about married couple talking about; the first few years was great and so on. then after, the relationship gets dull. Why? because the guy found out she's not what he thought she was? or vice versa? or it's just the natures guy not to be contented.
I look after my parents, though they used to fight when I was a kid,they still stick together. I think they're going stronger as years go by.
They even say the first 3 years was terrible, and if u have overcome that, u have to wait for the seventh year coz it's another test. If you reached ten you're good to go.
My friend once told me, people make their relationship lasts, despite of differences. I dunno, maybe it's true, my guy has showed me. Poor thing I have to look for another. So help me God.lol
happy mylotting
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@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
2 Oct 08
you said people make their relationship lasts, despite of differences and you said you dunno. i dunno too. i think it may last if it is two sided. if only one person is willing to make last forever then it wont last. it always taked two like tango. thanks for the response
@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
4 Oct 08
it is really funny to read jokes about marriages for it really makes me laugh out loud and go crazy. dont worry lauging at it will not offend me (for this happened to me) io too laugh at at so dont worry lol. thanks for the response and have a blessed weekend 
@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
3 Oct 08
yes i've seen a lot of mariages that is not like this. but unluckily mine had ended not the way i imagined it to be. it is funny reading it of course but it is also a pity to realize that somehow, somewhere, someone has experience something like this. thanks for the response and have a blessed weekend.
@aseretdd (13730)
• Philippines
1 Oct 08
Oh my... what a very creative way of putting it to a conversation... this is the first time that i have ever encountered such... although my situation is not really the quite similar to that... since there is really no fidelity issue on my marriage... nor the hitting part... but the converstation did put a smile on my face...
@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
3 Oct 08
yes, that is what i realize first that it was creatively done. from top to bottom then from bottom to top. this is so cool. lol. glad to hear that your situation is not similar to that. it did put i smile on my face when i read it i even read it loud to my sister. thanks for the response
@sharra1 (6340)
• Australia
1 Oct 08
It is a funny email but I am not sure that it is a true comment on marriage. Maybe for some marriages but I know a lot of marriages where its not true. I know that some men beat their wives and children and I know it used to be hidden but it is much more open now and women have more support than they used to. As for the cheating, I do not know if it is common but I do know that it is not one sided, it is not just the men who cheat. For that matter it is not just the men who are violent there are women who beat their husbands.
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@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
3 Oct 08
i myself know a lot of mariages who does not end that way. but unluckily mine ended up similar to that. i now is a single mom with four children. i walked out of our marriage then tagged my children along with me. it is not that easy but glad we are all okay now and living a better life than what we had before. thanks for the response
@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
3 Oct 08
welcome to mylot. hope you like it here like most of us do. in marriage you can not say that it depends on yourself it is always depends on the couple. marriage is a bind by two people. if a single person is only one trying to work it out then it will not work out. i tried to fox my marriage but my husband just like to live his life the way he wanted to be so i left him. thanks for the response
@checapricorn (16061)
• United States
12 Oct 08
[i]Hi roniroxas,
thanks for sharing! This is very funny! I mean not to offend anyone but the one who made this is very creative in coming up with a conversation that we can read both way and give sense! ANyway, I hope my marriage will never end up this way..hahahhaa...SO far, hubby is very respectful to me and very caring and loving despite of my "brat" mood sometimes! LOL!
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@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
12 Oct 08
your response is really funny. yopu are lucky to have a hubby that even you are a brat... still he is that respectful to you. that is so sweet. i want to have someone like him that i can be brat and still getaway with it. lol. does your husband has a brother? just kidding. lol thanks for the response
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@checapricorn (16061)
• United States
14 Oct 08
[i]hahahha..yea, all married! hehehhe!
Anyway, I guess GOD knows hwo to give partners really because is he has no patience as that, it will be always World war 3 in our house! hahahahah!
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@Hatley (163781)
• Garden Grove, California
30 Sep 08
while thats really funny it sure was not the case
in my own marriage. My husband was always very kind to
me and would never have thought of hitting me ever. He never belittled me or made fun of me either. and he surely did
not cheat. we were best friends and also lovers. we were
married for 43 years.
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@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
2 Oct 08
hats down for you and your husband. you are a couple that should be idolized by a lot of couples out there. it was really funny but i stopped laughing at it when i realize that it was true in my experienced with what happened with my marriage. i hope i could meet a guy like him. thanks for the response hatley.
@mizzJhaded (244)
• Philippines
1 Oct 08
LOL...this discussion is so very funny..I really like it....Sort of true..hehehe
@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
4 Oct 08
what a cute avatar you have there, very simple very cute and funny at the same time. my discussion is funny but true. sort of true... in a way. it happens with some but glad to hear it does not apply to all. thanks for the response and have a happy and enjoyable weekend
@kerriannc (4279)
• Jamaica
1 Oct 08
This is reality and I know that there are marriages that are doing exactly what this joke is saying. What I believe is that persons will take infatuation for love and make it to the alter and then after the wake up call they realized what has happen.
In my belief I think that one should be a friend first before thinking about becoming married. If you look at the long lasting marriages these are the advised that they give. Friendship, Love, and Compromise. If we practice these three little steps then the marriage will blossom. I am sorry that your's didn't work out but what you can do is to look at this as an example were you can work at the wrongs which will be right in the next relationship.
All the best.@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
5 Oct 08
married life is not easy. there are a lot of adjusments to have. but if the adjusments to be made is only one way or the only one who is willing to adjust is from one person only then it will not suceed. i seen mariages that started as friends but ended with separation as well. both should not be selfish and willing to take turns. thanks a lot for the response
@chaska (170)
• United States
1 Oct 08
Cute joke. I think that my marriage is stronger than when we first married. We have kids and we really know where we want to go in life as far as career, financially , and with raising our children. We also have matured over time and have our priorities in the right position. We want what is best for each other , our families, and our futures. We try to keep our relationship and communication lines open and live life.
@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
5 Oct 08
glad to hear that your marriage is strong than ever. i really envy couples who have a happy marriage. of course there will always be short comings but couple can work that out as years goes by. but not all couple suceed and that i envy couples who can work it out. marriage is like tango... it always takes two.
@asselg1984 (375)
• Philippines
1 Oct 08
haha..that is funny but really happens in this life...that is really true a hundred percent..
@roniroxas (10560)
• Philippines
4 Oct 08
yes it is true, this kind of things happen in a marriage. it happened to mine so i know there are somee out there who knows that this really happens. but mine was over for 7 years now and i am happy that i can laugh about it already. thanks for the response and have a nice weekend
@orniazhar (56)
• Bangladesh
1 Oct 08
I like the sequences of the conversation. Top to bottom and Bottom to top.
