what's your unforgettable jokes and why?

Philippines
October 1, 2008 10:33am CST
my family just love creating happy environment through jokes...they just said we are a natural joker...hehehehe...i do stored and naturally deliver jokes old and new anywhere...because they help me get out from stress and become jolly to the eye of many...i do have many favorite and unforgettable jokes...and no one never really laugh at it...would you mind to share your favorite jokes so i can add it up to my memory? hehehehe...lets all make the world sounds so light while problems making it so heavy! it will make you feel good and believe me, will make you young too.
1 response
@SukiSmiles (1991)
• United States
1 Oct 08
I am not very good with jokes. I can only remember two. One is Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he doesn't have any guts! The second is one from my daughter, Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station. Ha, ha, ha. Like I said, jokes are not my forte.
• Philippines
2 Oct 08
wow, it is new for me....it made me smile though...well at least you tried...i have one joke that always work too...its so simple....why is it that strings or ropes are pulled? hhmmmmm...???? if you can push ....then don't pull it...hehehehe.
• India
30 Jul 09
Why did the young boy walk on his toes while crossing a chemist's shop ? --He did not want to awake the sleeping pills !! (Birendra)