What is butt dust?

Okay, that's hilarious. Got a couple of more church stories for you. When my eldest daughter was 3 or 4 years old, after Communion when we returned to our seats she said in a very loud voice, "I want a chip!" I was embarrassed, whispered that it wasn't a chip but bread. Then she said, "I want bread!" The people behind me smiled and assured me it was okay. Guess they'd been there before. My sister is not a church-going gal. When my mother had her daughter for the weekend Grandma brought her to church. I'm not sure how old my niece was, maybe 5. At the end of mass she turned to my mother and said, "When is the king coming back out?" Aren't kids grand?

I saw this and laughed so hard I had tears rolling down my face. I just love little kids and their total innocence.

Okay. After reading the discussion, I have a doubt. How did you guess that the daughter thought it was butt and not "but"? Did she make a reference about that. Children are innocent. Let's admire their innocence.

That is cute, I could just see people sitting there losing it. Kids really say the funniest things.

How funny is this one..lol If I were in this situation I'd tell my kids they needed to wait until later so I could explain what the minister was saying. Our oldest would have said something like this and be very loud about it when she was a kid. I would have been hiding under the pew until the sermon was over and I was outta there.

Out of the mouths of babes...I'm still laughing!

OMG that is hilarious!

Haha That's too funny. I love the way kids think, and the fact that they are not afraid to open their mouths and say whatever is on their minds. This sounds like something my step-daughter Cortni would come up with...even as a grown woman! LOL

I just got that joke in my e-mail the other day. I showed it to my mom and she laughed. My dad should definitely use that joke in his sermon.

That is so cute! I have read several of those and out of the mouths of babes comes the funniest things. My kids never said anything like that in church..but one Easter morning with the church full of people, I had attended with my mom and dad and my son who was 18 months at the time. We sat in the back row. My mother was a very proud woman...proud of her family, proud of being in church each Sunday.....well you get the picture! Anyway we sat in the back because she didn't want him to fuss and if he did she would take him out....when the grandkids went anyplace with grandma she took care of them.....anyway he was sitting with grandma and was getting antsy. So she let him stand up on her lap and fool around. The light switches for the entire upstairs of the church were directly behind her all of a sudden all the lights went out....yup...he flipped all the switches. I had never seen my mother move so fast as the entire congregation turned around to look at us! She was out of the church in record time! Dad and I didn't see either one of them until we got home.....talk about an embarassing moment! LO

Ha ha ha ha Well i am sure the situation would be worthseeing I wonder what would be reply of MOM Or she continue with Sermon Audience must have enjoyed it tooooo