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What's your favorite church sign quotation? Bumper sticker?
By Rocketj1
@rocketj1 (6955)
United States
October 5, 2008 7:27pm CST
This weekend, I started a discussion about a saying that I saw on a church sign. It said "God wants full custody, not just weekend visitation".
There are so many clever signs that really make you think. Some just crack you up. What's your favorite quotation on a church sign? Maybe even on a bumper sticker?
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7 responses
@Humbug25 (12540)
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6 Oct 08
Hey there rocketj1
I have seen a few church ones but I can't remember them, sorry there's that memory thing again!! I have a sticker on my car that says 'Back off pasty onboard'. A pasty is like a sort of pastry parcel filled with steak meat, potatoes, swede and onion and is traditionl dish from where I come from in England, will post a picture of one for you. They are delicious and I love them. I get my mum to bring one up for me when she visits.
@rocketj1 (6955)
• United States
6 Oct 08
Hey! I actually do know what a pasty is. In northern Michigan, they are quite popular although I've never had one. I believe that they are made with rutabagas there. The straits of Mackinac is a very touristy area and there are signs everywhere there for Pasties. I had no idea that they were an English thing though. Somehow I had thought that they were German. Don't know why.
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@Humbug25 (12540)
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6 Oct 08
Sorry I shouldn't have assumed you didn't know what one was but it does help the other mylotters who don't. German? Hahaha. The tradition goes that when the men used to go down the tin mines they used to take a pasty with them but half would be filled with the savoury mixture of what I explained before and the other half would be dessert like stewed apples so that they didn't have be disturbed from their work. You are right about the rutabaga but we call it swede in the uk. If anyone puts carrots in theirs THEY'RE WRONG!!
I even have a charm on my bracelet of a Cornish pasty!
I even have a charm on my bracelet of a Cornish pasty!3 people like this

@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
6 Oct 08
i have seen a bunch of cute ones around but my poor ol' p-brain can't recall one off hand. there is a church i pass by alot that always has something cute on the sign out front. i always look to see what's on it.

@ANTIQUELADY (36440)
• United States
6 Oct 08
i do. i always look forward to see what they have on it.
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@peedielyn (1207)
• United States
6 Oct 08
I seen the one on the internet that I will never forget." Laying in bed all day yelling "Oh God", does not constitute going to church! " Another one is "Come on in, We have Sundays!" or "Exposing yourself to the Son ceases you from getting burned".
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@capirani (2817)
• United States
6 Oct 08
I really like that one you mentioned. My cousin passed a sign and took a picture of it and gave me the picture. I put that picture on my blog. It says, "Make your plans in pencil and give the eraser to God." I like that one too. I hope lots of people respond to this one because I always enjoy reading church signs.
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@salonga (27775)
• Philippines
7 Oct 08
Oh there are lots of good quotations in our church like. Most came from Bible verses but my favorite comes from the Book of Psalms chaper 122:1 "I was glad when they said unto me. let us go into the house of the Lord." I love this because this speaks exactly what I feel during Sundays. I love Sundays simply because it is the Lord's day and this is a special day where we could all as family worship together in our church. I really am glad to go to the church of the Lord.
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@fasttalker (2796)
• United States
7 Oct 08
"C H _ _ C H What's Missing?"
"Sign Broken, Come inside for Message"
"Prayer...The Ultimate Wirelss Connection"
"Our Church Is Like Fudge...Sweet with a few nuts"
"Why didn't Noah swat the two mosquitoes?"
"Lost? Try GPS GOd's Plan Of Salvation"
I love reading church signs. I always check them out every week to see what new one they have come up with! Brightens my day!
Have a Blessed Day!
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@doubleloveyou (2466)
• United States
7 Oct 08
I have a bumper sticker on my car. Granted it would not be very funny on very many cars. I have a 1985 Ford LTD that is now sitting in my drive way. There to rise no more
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The sticker says "Don't let my car fool you, My treasures in heaven." :)
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The sticker says "Don't let my car fool you, My treasures in heaven." :)1 person likes this

@doubleloveyou (2466)
• United States
8 Oct 08
Yes, in one of my wifes blog sites she wrote an obituary for it. LOL God will provide me another means of transportation. I believe He care for me enough to do so. I am praying that he does so with out me having to go into debt for it. I have not paid an car payment in 3 years. No need to start now.
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@rocketj1 (6955)
• United States
8 Oct 08
We've been without a car payment for about a year now. It's been rather difficult at times though with all the repairs needed on old vehicles. There are many things that we just let go. Mostly with the electrical system (2 windows don't work - mucho dinero to fix)But we keep saying that this is God's car. And he keeps it running. I'm certain that God will get you another one. That reminds me. Have you ever seen "facing the Giants"? I cried when the guy got his truck. It's a great Christian movie if you haven't seen it yet.
Thanks again:)
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@doubleloveyou (2466)
• United States
8 Oct 08
I loved that movie as well. And if you want to send me a New truck I am ok with that too. :)
Speaking of movies, my wife and I went and saw Fireproof the other day. If you thought Facing the Giants was good Fireproof was just as good if not better!
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