My most embarrasing moment

@ronaldinu (12439)
Malta
October 7, 2008 8:13am CST
Today I went to work as usual. My colleague and I were in the Head's office when she noticed that my eyes were red and swollen. In the meantime the Head received a phone call and needed to go out of his office, while we stayed waiting for him in the office. My colleague asked me if I had done an eye operation earlier on. Jokingly I answered that I did a p*n*s enlargement operation. We both had a good laugh. The head returned within a few minutes and took the receiver once again. For a split of a second both of us forgot that there was someone on call. We both turned red in the face and started laughing again to the Head's bewilderment. What is your most embarrassing moment?
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21 responses
• United States
7 Oct 08
i was in the mall about a a day or two ago and i was looking at some clothes and my shirt (i was wearing a strapless) gor snagged on the clothes line and my top went flying down...it was kinda funny but at the same time i'm glad tha no one was watching well at least i hope
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• United States
7 Oct 08
You know what that wasn't embarrasing...I was in high school at the time and i was a lil nerdy lil girl and i always wanted attention from people,not now but back then and i noticed how al the dudes wanted the girls with the big butts so i went home one night and mad me a fake butt pad i used the shoulder pads off some dresses and like maybe 3 stockings and glued the pads onto them...then i put it on for school the next day....this one day i was wearing them i decided i wanted to put on a skirt so i didn't realize that when i sat down the pads were sticking up lol so someone notices and points that out i was so embarssed i was crying and people were laughing at me..i didn't leave out the class till it was ready to go home...and i was walking all slow,i almost missed the bus cause i was so embarresed... lesson to be learned:never try to make a fake butt lol now i'm glad that was in 9th grade...so long ago...'m so happy... that was my most embarrsing story lmfao
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@Avi_Gan (191)
• Philippines
8 Oct 08
The one that happened to you in high school is really embarassing.
• United States
8 Oct 08
i know i still laugh at it till this day,i'm like what the heck was i thinkin back then...i think i was in the 9th grade when it happened but yeah lmfao
@anirc750310 (3424)
• Romania
7 Oct 08
Well, I did once a big, big mistake. I met a friend of mine, after a long time, and she was a little bit fatter then usually and her belly was bigger and I thought she was pregnant so I asked her when she has to deliver the baby, and she colored her face red imidiately and said she is only fat not pregnant. I was so embarrased !
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@marzoeki (138)
• Indonesia
8 Oct 08
hahha,, so funny story friend,, i think your friend will geting so mad of you,, haha,, nice post..
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• Romania
8 Oct 08
imagine! she is a person who try to get lost some weight, and I noticed she is fatter then before.Tough!
@ANTIQUELADY (36468)
• United States
7 Oct 08
i hope it turned out well.lol can't think of but one time i was riding w/my ex-mother-in law & we passed this house that had a yard full of junk [junk to me]& i made a comment like i don't know people want all that junk in their yard. she said my cousin lives there. me & my big mouth.
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@Amberina (1541)
• United States
7 Oct 08
Ok I was 15 years old, had a great body and a big bust. I was with my boyfriend walking down the street and I was wearing a tubetop well my belly button was showing and he poked me in my tummy and I jerked the bottom of my shirt down to cover my tummy and my top came down!! Just at the moment some guys where driving by I gave everyone a show! LOL I was so embarressed to make it even worse it was only the second time I had been out with my boyfriend.
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@ronaldinu (12439)
• Malta
7 Oct 08
I bet the boys loved the view
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7 Oct 08
Hi ronaldinu, Once when I was working, I came out of the ladies and walked down pass the offices and went toward the front doors to go out when someone stopped and told me my skirt waw tucked int my knickers, I was very red. Tamara
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@checapricorn (16065)
• United States
7 Oct 08
mine,,,,hmmm! I was in the public transportation and when I reached our office and about to pay, I found out that I left my wallet and I was sweating a lot since I cannot just say that to the cab driver since I offered him double ride since I was in a hurry that time, i was looking around and good thing, I have a friend in a corner and asked her for some amount and after that, I went home and get my purse! Careless! LOL!
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• India
7 Oct 08
most embarrasing moment is that when i was having sum chats with ma frnd and i didnt even know that ma dad was standing behind me....it was the most embarrasing moment for me as we were doing sum wild talks with my hand moving around my v*g**a and my dad caught me.... and on the same night he called me and said....dear dnt u think u r really getting elder than ur age???? it was a damn shocking embarassing moment for me
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@jelai24 (221)
• Philippines
8 Oct 08
hi there...lolz my most embarrassing moment is this........one day i have a deal with costumers to make download songs after wards i push my chair backward and i was shock that time lolz my chair will full down ouch my gosh...i feel so shy at that moments because all my costumers are guy ew...they laugh at me...huhu pity myself..
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@salonga (27835)
• Philippines
8 Oct 08
Ha!ha!ha! That is so funny! You gave me a big laugh for that! Ha!ha!ha! The person on the other line must be laughing out loud while overhearing your conversation! Ha!ha!ha! Somewhat the same situation happened to an officemate of mine. She did not know that one of my officemates was talking to our Big Boss on the other line. She arrived from the comfort room and was talking of so many foolish and green things loud enough to be overheard by our Big Boss on the other line. It was only when she was quietly kicked and signalled by the other officemate that she learned it was the Big Boss on the other line. She turned red and was so embarrassed and not only that she was so afraid that the Boss would confront her for being so noisy and foolish in the office while the Big Boss was out! ha!ha!ha!
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@marzoeki (138)
• Indonesia
8 Oct 08
i have an embarrasin moment,, i went to my friend wedding ceremony,, i get confused there,, which is her husband,,, because in that wedding,, my friend's husband look too older for her,, then when i give greeting to them,,(i still dont know who was the male bride).. i said to that man,, congratulations father.. oopps.. in my mind,, i think he is my friend's father,, after i'll ask my friend,, where is your husband,, then she look on to her left,, then i feel so embarrasing there...T_T
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@Stephanie5 (2947)
• United States
8 Oct 08
Oh my gosh, there are so so many!! I remember when I was in grade school I was sitting all slunched down at my desk. I was off in la la land when I suddenly farted!! It was a really loud fart too! I wanted to die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@littleowl (7157)
7 Oct 08
that has given me a laugh ronald..I bet whoever at the other end of the phone did too!! Being honest I can't remember when my 'most' embarrassing moment was or what it was about guess that's embarrassing in itself ...littleowl
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@lingli_78 (12836)
• Australia
7 Oct 08
i can't really remember my most embarassing moment... but i think for me is mistaking a stranger for somebody that i know and keep on calling the person... but fortunately, the person does not respond at that time... and when i realise that i had called the wrong person, i just run away as fast as i could... i belive that my face is very red at that time... take care and have a nice day...
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@PrarieStyle (2488)
• United States
7 Oct 08
My most embarrassing moment is way too embarrassing to post here for the world to see.
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@Avi_Gan (191)
• Philippines
8 Oct 08
I have a lot of embarrassing moments just because I'm that kind of person, sometimes I act without thinking and it gets me into funny situations. There are so many embarrassing moments in my life that I don't remember them, sometimes people would even remind me! Anyway, I'll just tell you about my most memorable embarrassing experience: I was crossing the street and I could see the light just turned red for the cars going straight in my direction. I'm ahead of the pack crossing the street because I'm already late and so I was in a hurry, suddenly, I heard a long screeching noise to my right and saw a street racing car coming fast towards me. Apparently, the light turned red for the cars going straight on my direction, but it turned green on the cars making a left turn on my direction. The people behind me saw this souped up Honda make a fast turn and racing like there's no tomorrow, and decided to go back to the pedestrian lane. Okay, so the driver was hitting on the brakes that's why it's screeching but still the car was coming pretty fast and I know it will definitely hit me. That moment instantly became moving in slow motion for me. I looked up front, it was too far away for me to reach in time. I saw the people with horrified looks in theirs faces looking at me, a woman even dropped her basket of fruits and an apple rolled over the street while she screamed. I looked back and the people were looking at me the same. I looked at the fast approaching car which was now a feet beside me and I did what my instincts told me to do. I jumped hands first towards the car and did a side-handstand. While in this upside down position, I remembered looking at my black a-line miniskirt and being thankful that it choose to stay upright (actually the word in my head at that particular time was: "Wow! Anti-gravity skirt!"). At the background, I heard the screaming stopped. When the car stopped about a feet away from where I was standing, I landed on my 4inch platform shoes, with my bracelets scraping the paint on the hood of the car. I quickly picked up my books, re-arranged my hair and stood up, the driver with his mouth hanging open, asked if I was alright and I said yes. Then the people around me started laughing in unison. I walked as quickly as I could away from the scene. When I've walked almost blindly around the corner, I sat on a chair and I immediately felt my whole body shake, from relief I started laughing and crying and giggling at the same time. If somebody saw me at that time, they'd probably think I was crazy.
• United States
9 Oct 08
Wow! That was quite a close call! Thank goodness you're quite a gymnast and that your skirt stayed up! LOL! Purrs, Catwoman=^..^= & Mija
@mtdewgurl74 (18118)
• United States
28 Mar 09
I have many embarassing moments in my life..some I just rather forget and others too..lol I wonder if the other person ever told the Head what was said..lol
@dragon54u (31644)
• United States
11 Oct 08
When I was in second grade I ate the lunch my mom packed, which was a bologna sandwich, and everything was fine till about an hour later I threw up in class. I was so embarrassed! I've never eaten Bologna again!
@guybrush (4660)
• Australia
9 Oct 08
Hahahaha - that's hilarious! I bet the person on the other end of the phone was enjoying listening, too. I've done so many embarrassing things I can't remember one in particular - but the older I get, the less embarrassed I am. You probably made the day of the person on the phone and really cheered them up!
@kellyjeanne (1576)
• United States
9 Oct 08
I was in the library and had to go to the restroom very badly and without looking ran inside. I noticed the urinals, but, didn't think anything of it because I had to go so badly. When I was through I walked out of the stall and noticed a man standing in front of the urinal doing his business. Still not thinking, I looked at him and said in a very irritating voice, "Do you make it a habit of going into womens' restrooms?" Of course, he didn't say anything and when I left the restroom I saw, 'Mens' Room' on the door............ Needless to say I was very embarrassed! LOL! Purrs, Catwoman=^..^= & Mija
@vmksvmks (413)
• Canada
8 Oct 08
I am sorry but when you have terminal cancer ones perception on any joke pertaining to the health of someone is not funny Sorry to rain on your parade but that is how i feel