If You Came With Instructions, What Would They Say?

Mine would say somehting like: "BEWARE contents become larger when heated." As in my mouth when I become inspired to speak up...and get fired up in conversations LOL Nice post.

FRAGILE...Handle with care. Do NOT tick off or you'll be sorry!!! Dollar??? I don't come that cheap!!!!!!

I think my tag would say...sensitive..treat very very carefully....I think that is what it would say hahahaha

Mine would say look out god fearing woman here......dont put my faith in people, just put it in the Lord. Give me the work God has for me to do and Ill get busy....I work for the Lord! He is my boss!

I'm sure mine would say 'handle with care' somewhere on the tag...... over sensitive! I wouldn't be available for purchase at a Walmart, I assure you that. Macy's maybe. Heehee.

If i came with instructions they would probably start something like that! they would then go on to say, in cases of malfunction please feed exciessive amounts of chocolate!! hehe xxxx

Some thing along the lines of "Wind up and step away"...I get going and ppl need to clear a path LOL [b]~~IN SEARCH OF PEACE WITHIN~~ **AGAINST THE STORMS, I WILL STAND STRONG** [/b]

I would have to say I would say " Handle with care" I am sensitive....very sensitive....

"Approach with caution." LOL Great subject! I'm not sure what my instructions would say, truthfully. "Handle With Care" maybe. "Avoid any sudden movements or aggressive tendencies." "Those with heart or other serious medical conditions should use caution when handling. Prone to excessive happiness and laughter." Wow! This IS a toughie! "So easy a CHILD could use it! Simply provide a good heart, gentle soul and a ton of laughs and you, too, can enjoy years of wonderful use." The instructions I received for myself was, "Open mouth wide, insert foot." LOL I've been known to put BOTH feet in my mouth before! So, come on, fess up, what instructions would YOU come with?

"Warning severe mood swings may occur!!" LOL

that too funny.. my would say.. danger he's such a pain in the butt.. use with care..

Well, I know your joking but really. I would have to hope a woman would buy me as a man never reads the instructions. They go in the trash with the box. As they don't need instuctions as they are to smart most of the time. And then if they can't get it to work honey can you do this the darn thing isn't working. Your friend onlydia.

Hmmm. I think mine would say something like "Sarcasm included". hehehe Maybe "Addition Accessories Required". hehehe

Mine would probably say "Mood can go from 0 - 100 in 5 seconds with no warning!" "If your nice she will be nice as well"

"Warning! May cause bouts of uncontrollable laughter. May make you smile too widely. Handle with love and care." And maybe a warning about being home all day and bored as well. HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB !!~

It would probably say handle with care, bruises easily.

hmm mine would say "handle with care.. explosives inside" hahaha

Haha this is really interesting. Mine would probably say something like: "Can be bribed with chocolate cheesecake, money or books but approach with care - May bite. Caution: Extremely sarcastic and occasionally offensive"