What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done in public?

@peedielyn (1210)
United States
October 8, 2008 8:10am CST
I can honestly say that I was drunk one night and staggered out to my car. I have never driven drunk, but this attempt was hilarious once I remembered it. But, I got into my car only to find that I couldn't find my keys and the steering wheel was missing. I started crying, and screaming that my dad was going to kill me. I broke the car that he just bought me, and there are no keys.....yada, yada, yada. I made a scene with my hysteria. The cop came up to the car and everyone was laughing, which of course was making me even more upset. I couldn't figure it out. The cop got me out of the car, I hugged him, asking for him to find my keys and my steering wheel. I remember asking him about how the insurance would cover it. The cop was trying really hard to maintain his composure. My best friend was on the ground laughing! I was feeling little and they were all laughing!! I mean, don't they understand that I am in deep trouble, really, who loses the steering wheel?!! To make a long story short, I think God spared me the pain of a hangover because the next morning I woke up good as gold, and made some coffee. My best friend came in still laughing at me! I said, what is so funny?? She told me that last night, I got into the BACKSEAT of my car, after unlocking the front door (which automatically unlocks the whole car), leaving my keys in the door, and started screaming hysterically that I had lost the steering wheel. I thought she was bonkers, until I found a number--the cops number- in my pocket. I called the number and he told me who he was, asked me for a date and then proceeded to ask me if I found my steering wheel. He was nice enough not to laugh on the phone, but I bet he was in hysterics after we hung up!! People Don't Drink and Rant is all I have to say. I haven't done that in a while, but then again, I might not have remembered it either! Have you done anything just as embarrassing or worse? Tell me your stories. I got to get a laugh somewhere! Happy Mylotting!
3 responses
@twoey68 (13651)
• United States
10 Oct 08
Ok, this is one of my not so proud teenage days. When I was about 14 or 15, I was somewhat of a troublemaker...always doing things I shouldn't and I was into drinking. A girl I was friends with invited me to stay the night...we decided to go out with two guys she knew. We went to a park in Texas and were hanging out, drinking when one of the guys dared us to run a distance...naked. Well, being young and stupid, we did it. We pulled off our clothes, threw them on the trunk and took off running. As we were coming back laughing they took off...with our clothes! There we were with no clothes, in a park, at night and somewhat intoxicated We managed to get to a payphone by dodging from bush to bush and called her brother collect to come and get us. He never said a word, thank God. I never told my Mom and in fact only told one person who is a good friend...although she took the liberty of sharing it with my Hubby so every now and then he'll bring it up...which is wonderful. BTW, I think those two guys are still sporting scars of what we did to them for a payback LOL [b]~~IN SEARCH OF PEACE WITHIN~~ **AGAINST THE STORMS, I WILL STAND STRONG** [/b]
@peedielyn (1210)
• United States
15 Oct 08
I apologize for the delayed response. I am facinated by what we do when we are young and dumb. I have done many similar stunts......Blushing now, I will leave it at that. Did you learn a lesson? I am kidding. I never learned obviously. I think my kids are the adults sometimes and to hear stories of mom acting afool, they act like I should have known better.....Hehe, Oh the innocense! So, How praytell, did you get back at the boys? Hope it was juicy!
@twoey68 (13651)
• United States
16 Oct 08
We got her brother and a couple of his friends to thump them a few good times, we also popped 3 of the 4 tires on their car and we stole their clothes from the locker room during gym and threw them in the dumpster...they had to wear gym clothes all day LOL [b]~~IN SEARCH OF PEACE WITHIN~~ **AGAINST THE STORMS, I WILL STAND STRONG**[/b]
• United States
8 Oct 08
Wow. lol. That is a crazy story. You make me not ever want to get drunk. I'm glad nothing bad happened and that your car was fine though. I don't have any crazy stories like that, but the most embarrassing thing that has happened to me was a pretty long time ago when I was in middle school and I fell in front of a lot of people while trying to jump over a gate. My class took a field trip to one of the amusement parks in Orlando called Islands of Adventure, and a few friends (that I had at the time) and I wanted to go on this ride called "The Hulk." Unfortunately, when we were in line, we found out the ride was experiencing technical difficulties, so we decided to do something else of course. When we were leaving, this girl I was with decided to jump the gate. As a short cut, I decided I would too. Sadly, I didnt jump the same one she did and the one I decided to try and jump over was actually a door. As I was in midair, the gate swung open and I fell flat on my face!! Everyone around me was laughing, even this person in a wheelchair. Eventually I got over it and now I can laugh about it.
@peedielyn (1210)
• United States
8 Oct 08
LOL Ouch!! At least you did it while pulling a stunt! I fall on a whim. I could be walking to the kitchen to get a drink and as soon as i have the cup in my hand I fall on my face--Everytime! I am still laughing! Hopefully all that got hurt that time was your pride! Good to know that you can laugh at it. I am still laughing at my stupid tryst. Thank you for posting and Happy Mylotting!!
18 Nov 08
At an Easter sunrise service ,on Cleevehill in Gloucestershire England, Someone was praying and said"Thank you Lord that the power of Sin is broken.." My three- year-old son yells out "It's not broken...Daddy can fix it." Everybody thought it was funny and we all had a good laugh.. Hope you do too... God Bless...