Sports Dictionary with Alternative Definitions.

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The English language is rich with descriptive phrases many of which have several meanings. Here are a few pertaining to sports events. Double play combination - When a baseball shortstop and second baseman combine to record two consecutive outs on the same play, or- A date with twin sisters who happen to work at the local pizzeria. Long-drive - A lengthy golf shot, or- The long drive home after insulting your boss at the Christmas Office Party. Slap-shot - The act of drawing back your stick to shoulder height, and the follow through to deliver a hard shot on the hockey net, or -A open-handed swat to the back of the head by your spouse for arriving home late, after a night out with the boys. Bad-call - a blatant mistake by a game official during live action, or -An extended phone conversation with your mother-in-law after dialing the wrong number. Personal Foul - making physical contact with your opponent in a game of Basketball, or-The unfortunate discharge of Flatus inside a crowded elevator. Strike-out -In baseball, when the batter is called out after three strikes, or- An accurate description of my High School Prom Date. Home Run Trot -In baseball, describing a Hitters stride after hitting the ball out of the Park, or- A mad dash for the lavatory at home, after experiencing stomach cramps while doing an outdoor routine. Hang-time - The short time a football is in the air after a punters kick, or The even shorter time it will take the American People to hang George Bush out to dry on election day, and elect Obama.