hate junkmail? 10 ways to get rid of it!
@working4theweekend (2403)
United States
November 6, 2006 6:13pm CST
10 Ways to make use of your Junkmail!
1) Write RETURN TO SENDER on every piece and mail it back for free.
2) Bonfire.
3) Recycle.
4) Cut apart each and every letter, then make a threatening letter out of them and send it back to the company!
5) Make illegal copies and send it to the mafia!
6) Glue them together and then wax them shut to make a coaster.
7) Read it to improve your vocabulary.
8) Sneak up to your competitors dumpster at night, and fill it with all your company's junk mail!
9) Use it in a movie as a prop.
10) Make it into paper airplanes.
Courtesy of: http://www.davesite.com/humor/top10/004.shtml
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@buttheadface932 (708)
• United States
6 Jan 16
Haha this list made me laugh a few times. What would be even MORE helpful would be what to do with electronic junk mail!!! I get like 100 new junk emails in my spam folder per day!! and there isn't a single thing I can do to make them stop spamming me!!
