do men remember anniversaries?

@vimaal (3361)
India
October 14, 2008 11:00am CST
Hi mylotters. how are you? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?' The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back then?' he says solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies. The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?' 'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?' 'I remember that too' she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says... 'I would have been released today.' Have a Nice Day.......
6 responses
@amoisan (240)
• Canada
14 Oct 08
lol thanks thats the first funny post ive red today and it made me laugh most funny posts give me a chuckle but this one was a nice laugh nice post.
@vimaal (3361)
• India
14 Oct 08
Hi amoisan thank you very much dear thanks for your responses.take care have a nice day. happy mylotting.
• India
14 Oct 08
ha ha ha yes indeed. he probably woudlhqave been a happier man in jail that is why he is crying at the thought that he woudlhqave bveen released today. After marriage he has no scope of release.
@vimaal (3361)
• India
14 Oct 08
Hi friend, so nice thanks for your responses
@Lakota12 (42600)
• United States
15 Oct 08
well some men do . but this man wont be reloeased from the marriage sounds like he would like to be. after 20 years lookslike he would more to rmember the wedding date! lol
@whittear (110)
• United States
14 Oct 08
Haha. That's pretty funny. Thanks for sharing. You have a nice day also!
@vimaal (3361)
• India
14 Oct 08
Hi friend, ok dear thanks for your response take care have a nice day too.
15 Oct 08
Hi vimaal, That was a very good yarn, my husband don't remember and I always have to remind him, I can't understand why women always remembers and men don't? or do they just do it on perpuse. Tamara
@tismesara (113)
• United States
15 Oct 08
Oh, hahahaa! thats way to funny.. Here i was about to post that yes, i think they do, my anniversary is in 2 days and my hubby has been thinking about it for months now... thankfully not for the same reason as the "story" above!!! Thanks a bunch, thats funny!!!