what was the funniest joke that you ever heard??

Helo myxza08, If you want a lot of jokes then you can search in the internet or just read the other discussion in the Mylot.There is a lot of jokes in the mylot itself. I am sharing another joke,but I cannot say that it is not the best joke i ever head.Thanks Magician and the Parrot: There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good. He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, "It's in his sleeve!" The magician chased the bird away. The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, "It's in his pocket!" The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank. The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot. They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, "I give up, what'd you do with the ship?" Do you like it?

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O! TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! SILVIA: Dad, can you sign in the dark? FATHER: Yes, I think so. What do you want me to sign? SYLVIA: On this report card.

One time I walked into the Kitchen to see a frog eating my cereal! You know what I said to that frog???????? I said ...... "Silly Ribbit! Trix are for kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"